English teachers have the inconsiderate habit of assigning mammoth-sized works of literature to read and then actually expecting you to do it. This wouldn’t be so bad except that invariably the requisite reading is as boring as fly fishing in an empty lake. Half of those books don’t even have discernible plots. Worry no more. Your troubles are over. Here’s a list of classic literature boiled down to its essence, extracting all the filler (and believe us, there’s a lot of it). In just few seconds, you can read entire books and learn everything your teachers will expect you to know. Please note: we can’t be held responsible if you write a book report or research paper using our site and don’t get a good grade.
If you enjoyed these ultra-shortened versions of classic books, check out full list here.
not clever or funny
OMG These had me rolling on the floor :)
These condensed versions will make little sense to those who have never read the original versions.
These are even better than the Cliff Notes I used in high school
Hey Joe, write one!
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Bah, humbug.
LOL!
(sniff) You are all probably uneducated.
Cliff’s Notes are too long and complicated.
Joe is lame.
(dies)