People With Really Unfortunate Names

38 thoughts on “People With Really Unfortunate Names”

1. Yeah, some of these I know are fake. They gave ‘funny’ names to reporters, who just reported them as fact.

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2. How did Miss Chew Shit Fun not make this list?

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3. You forgot Cardinal Sin

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4. Looks like a catalog of pretty good Photoshops.

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5. We used a solicitor called Mr Fidler!

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6. In South America they worship fascists Like Hitler and Mussolini as heroes,so…..

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7. Paul Twocock looks a bit like Jonatton Yeah?

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8. Haywood Jablome

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9. My wife’s friend knew a gynecologist by the name of Harold Beaver. She asked him if he ever considered changing his name. His response? “Why would I?” LOL

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10. Apparently Jesus Condom is real and got arrested for trying to abduct twelve year old girls.

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11. You forgot Donald Trump….

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12. Hugh G. Rection

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13. Glass of Dutch wine?

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14. There really was a silent movie comedian named Ben Dover! :-)

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16. An OBGYN in my home town was named Dr. P. Ennis….P for Peter, too

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17. The CEO for Park & Tilford Distilleries was named Jim Keg

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18. Wildlife officer on news report about a bear in a home swimming pool (this is Canada, eh) was named Paul Lebruin

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19. Mike Hunt

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20. Janet Uppissass
    Olga Fokyercelf
    And thousands of others from National Moon’s Yearbook.

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21. *make that National Lampoon. Damn auto-correct!

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22. Tokyo Sexwale is legit, he’s a south African hero!

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23. Major Fatcock / Craven Morehead……

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24. My dentist office: Friessem and Cheatem. 🤣

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25. My daughters first teacher was called Miss Shufflebottom, she just got used to her name and we moved.

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26. We have a man in our town named Jim Swallows. He is in the insurance field.

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27. Massimiliano Fuksas (born January 9, 1944) is an Italian architect. He is the head of Studio Fuksas.

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28. Bernt Johnson

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29. LawyerList
    Zappulla Trikam & Partners

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30. The three officials in the Agricultural Advisory Service of my town have the surnames (in my language) Corn, Cloud and Worm.

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31. They forgot Mike Hunt.

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32. In Florida, there is a Dr. Fingerer. And a patient I just heard today, Teriyaki Berry.

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33. How could they miss Fanny Scmeller the skier.

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34. Noel Coward

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35. I knew a girl named Crystal Chandra Lear.

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36. There is an actual person from NL named Fokje Modderman, pronounced as F*ck Ye Mother Man.

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37. In court reports of an habitual small-time offender with the name Gaylord Meatface.
    No wonder, poor bugger.

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38. Lots of Virgin Marys. Rose Bush. Saw them when I sorted mail

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