Christians love themselves a funny joke as much as anyone else… or do they? Let us know in the comments if these are funny or you are terribly offended and want to speak with the manager.
Christians love themselves a funny joke as much as anyone else… or do they? Let us know in the comments if these are funny or you are terribly offended and want to speak with the manager.
ok. now do one about Jewish people, or Muslims. I dare you.
They are very funny
That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. And laughed at…
I’ve always been suss but the ‘no meat on Fridays’ rule more so when I found out most of his apostles were fishermen
make fun of pedo priests!
Religion is the opiate of the masses.
Hey top commenter: why do you have to put on your SJW hat? Why not just enjoy the humour? Or were you offended by it?
Q: Do you believe in unicorns?
A: No.
Q: Why not?
A: I’ve never seen a unicorn.
Q: Do you beleive in God?
Here’s one for you all:
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: “Stop. Don’t do it.”
“Why shouldn’t I?” he asked.
“Well, there’s so much to live for!”
“Like what?”
“Are you religious?”
He said: “Yes.”
I said: “Me too. Are you Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, or Buddhist?”
“Christian.”
“Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?”
“Protestant.”
“Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”
“Baptist.”
“Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”
“Baptist Church of God.”
“Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?”
“Reformed Baptist Church of God.”
“Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?”
He said: “Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915.”
I said: “Die, heretic scum,” and pushed him off.
Dear Anonymous, Jesus was Jewish and a Prophet in Islam
Yes I am offended and demand to speak to the manager. No, not Gilgamesh. No, not Zarathustra. No, not any prophet from the Peoples of the Book. No, not Siva. No, not Woden. No, not Gaea. No, no one through the Gate. No, not Cthulhu. No, not Hama Kavula. No, not any of those Pagans…
You know what? Faggedaboudit.
these made me laugh
that is all
@Mimaroba – Credit to Emo Philips for that joke.
Title should be “Anti-Christian Memes.”
Not even funny ones. Written out of ignorance by people who probably profess deep love of The Science™ and can recite all 147 genders.
@Useless and Sad: Nope. We’re just sick and tired of all your shit.
I’m offended by these memes.
“People don’t change to suit their god; they change their god to suit them.” Steven Erickson
If you are offended by them, why did you read them? You knew they would be anti-religious from the start.
If you are offended by them, why did you read them? You knew they would be anti-religious from the start.
I sell explosive prayer rugs. Prophets are going through the roof.
@Notanonymous I agree
Fatass who’s jealous doesn’t give a crap, they take things too seriously. Even I found it funny.
EGGS! Snort funny :)
That rightard moron is commenting on this site too? He must have a lot of time on his hands.
Come on, guys. Mocking Christers isn’t even shooting fish in a barrel, it’s blasting your date’s salmon fillet with double aught buckshot.
ADAM & EVE HAD THREE SONS THINK ABOUT THAT TAKE YOUR TIME.
WHY DO WE GO TO SUNDAY MASS AND PREY onGODSdayoff
Shit funny asf😂
Jesus would even laugh at these.
I’m a Christian and even I find these hilarious!
The anti-Christian direction was that of an angry atheist child. Are these memes for child atheists, or the mentally impaired?
it’s a shame your faith is so weak it can’t withstand criticism through humor
i hate jesus
Some of these are just so untrue and very rude. I’m very disappointed with these.
Neat!
Christian here rolling on the floor XD
Some of these were funny but the rest just lacked a sense of healthy respect for the living God almighty. Do any of you have good reasons NOT to believe in the LORD?
Replying to “anonymous” who says “It’s a shame your faith is so weak it can’t withstand criticism through humor”. it’s not that our faith is weak, it’s that it’s a shame that your humour is so weak that you have to poke fun at Christians and Christ, it’s also just not pleasant to us our to our God.
@ TheRandomGuy: there’s the same “i know you are but what am i” argument we all suffered in grade school.
religion has served a purpose in the evolution of human physiology and culture. and as long as it has been around, it has been at the center of many arguments and incidents of bloodshed.
don’t get me wrong – most religions at their cores encourage behaviors that are helpful to humans. but the cores of those religions are nowhere to be seen in their expression. i would say that religion is now like a human appendix: mostly useless except in rare circumstance. in fact, it’s looking pretty infected…..