Your 2022 Horoscope Has Arrived! December 30, 2021 by A B Find out what the sky has in store for your zodiac sign for the 2022. You might be surprised!
My Grandpa was a psychic, but I don’t think he was very good. Grandma cheated on him for over 20 years… He didn’t see that coming. 7
Boy, some fools will believe anything. I already know the stars don’t affect my life because my Magic 8-ball told me so. 3
Not entirely true, though. Even a distant supernova can cook us to ashes, for instance.
….So distant stars won’t affect my life in any way?
Seems like social distancing just got levelled up this year
My Grandpa was a psychic, but I don’t think he was very good. Grandma cheated on him for over 20 years… He didn’t see that coming.
My girlfriend’s a medium. That’s about a size 12.
She must love you if you think medium is about a size 12
When I look at them I feel peaceful. How is that ‘not affecting me’?
Boy, some fools will believe anything. I already know the stars don’t affect my life because my Magic 8-ball told me so.
Apart from living on a planet that is *entirely* powered by a star.