With Bean Bag Onesie Everywhere Is Your Chair!

The Bean Bag Onesie is… well, basically, it’s a onesie with a bean bag for a butt. That’s right. All the warmth of a blanket, all the convenience of a snuggie, and all the seating options of that bean bag chair from your freshman dorm.

Amazing, right? Well, unfortunately, it’s not real. As far as we can tell, you can’t buy it anywhere. However if you are looking for a business idea, this could be good news. The first entrepreneur who makes a bean bag onesie will make millions, we’re sure of it.

There are several scenarios this one-piece might come in handy. Waiting in line at the supermarket? Sit. Watching drama unravel between two spatters in public? Relax, sit down, whip out your phone, and hit record. Can’t find a vacant seat on your daily commute? Take a seat at the expense of others who might be squeezing into a tiny carriage with you.

Don’t you want to be the one laughing when you see everyone else standing around while you’re the one sitting in comfort? After all, standing is for suckers!