Wearing a jean speedo is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you are really bold you’ll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You’ll probably get tossed out, but you’ll look and taste good doing it. Btw, these should be paired with mullet socks for optimal results.
You can get a pair of your very own jean speedo sexiness on Amazon… but you probably shouldn’t.
MY EYES! MY EYES!
I love it. I will buy five of them and wear one on top of another.
Its really hard to barf when laughing.
I hate the summer. Can everyone just please get dressed?
<3 those sexy DILFs!