You’d much rather socialize one-on-one than in a group? You pray that nobody picks up the phone whenever you have to call somebody? You feel like partying when somebody decides to cancel a party? You fear living with somebody more than you fear the prospect of dying alone? You feel extremely tired after socializing and need long time to restore your strength? Then this funny list of introvert tweets will feel very relatable.
Brilliant. Me to a T, esp. the last one.
Me: *suspects I have more in common with those trolls in their basements drinking Jolt and eating Hot Pockets while pounding away at…something*
Also me: *finds out those trolls also wear headsets so they can actually talk to other people while pounding away*
Now I can’t decide if I feel better or worse.
Gold star for Anna Kendrick.
Dad: Why is your doorbell button missing?
Me: *shrugs*
Dad: How will you know if someone is at the front door?
Me: I won’t.
Dad: Want me to rewire that for you?
Me: Please leave my property, unkind stranger.
The last one is just so relatable….for introverts though.
love these. Don’t love: my company is moving to a new building with an open floor plan. Shared workspaces. I won’t even have so much as a tiny cubicle to comfortably hide in while working. When asked why we can’t have our own spaces, the execs said “we all spend most of our day collaborating anyway, aside from maybe an hour a day at most when you might need some focus time, so you really don’t need your own desk” Me and my finance department co-workers, who spend the entire day with our noses stuck in spreadsheets reconciling accounts and whatnot: