Finally! Resolutions that you can actually achieve! No more unrealistic goals like working out or give up smoking! Pick any resolution from this list of funny new year’s resolutions and get the satisfaction of easily achieving your goal!
Finally! Resolutions that you can actually achieve! No more unrealistic goals like working out or give up smoking! Pick any resolution from this list of funny new year’s resolutions and get the satisfaction of easily achieving your goal!
Logic
Major Premise: Sixty men can do a piece of work sixty times as quickly as one man.
Minor Premise: One man can dig a post-hole in sixty seconds; Therefore-
Conclusion: Sixty men can dig a post-hole in one second.
Resolution:
Watch 60 men dig a post-hole in one second.
Resolution:
Find 59 people who can spare 1 second of their time.
I saw some preliminary results of a survey today (it wasn’t closed yet). More people made the somewhat unrealistic goal of exercising more than to reduce their time on social media.
What, me worry?
-Ancient Tibetan proverb