If you’re on the fence about buying planters shaped like butts, let us ASSURE you (pun absolutely intended) – these are the cheeks you’ve been searching for.
Just think about it, these planters will completely revolutionize your home decor. Who needs boring round pots when you can have two perfectly sculpted hemispheres greeting you every time you walk into the room? Your guests would not be able to stop talking about them. In fact, a friend of a friend had a dinner party last week and literally no one noticed the food because they were too busy admiring the glutes in his living room.
In case you have a feeling that obsession with butts is something bad or weird, let us assure you that it is not. Being obsessed with butts is completely normal. What’s weird about admiring two perfectly shaped cushions of awesomeness that just happen to follow people around all day? If anything, it’s science! Gravity, baby. We’re all just mesmerized by the power of physics at work.
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butt why?
Self fertilizing?