If you feel like your desk is missing something, here’s a thing that will fill that void: Donald Trump pen holder. It simultaneously reminds you of a bobblehead and a caricature sketch you’d see on a boardwalk. This marvel of craftsmanship is not merely a pen holder; it’s a conversation starter, a political statement, and an accidental stress reliever all rolled into one.
Despite its comedic design, this thing is surprisingly functional. The opening is spacious enough to hold a wide variety of writing implements, yet snug enough to keep them secure. Pens, pencils, markers, pair of chopsticks and even a slim Russian salami!
This pen holder is a gift that works across the spectrum of political affiliations, albeit with different effects. For Democrats those with a sense of humor about politics, it’s an instant win. However, for Republicans or those more serious about their political allegiances, the reactions may vary. Anecdotal evidence suggests that hardcore Trump supporters might refuse to acknowledge its existence.
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Perfect for holding Leon’s pen.
If Putin and Musk were pencils…
Should have one of Musk,one of JD Vance, one of Steve Bannon and one of Mike Johnson. Three pencils included. Then they can be put in a row, head to tail like the human centipede.
And before any MAGA idiot cries how offensive, they made these for Obama and Biden too.
Hoffe der Richter schickt den Clown nächste Woche Lebenslänglich ins Gefängnis und den X-Mann auch direkt mit.
Maybe something to help you take the sting out of last year’s election. How’s that going for you, folks?
There’s the MAGA outrage. The pain is real. Their double standards hurt themselves the most. Whiny alt-right snowflakes.
Lock him up.
…..just wait for the horror and indignigation to come. More felons will be released from prison by Dumpty Trumpty, and invigorating his MAGA followers, than stumbled across the border hoping to escape horror in Latin America and other failing countries and reach legal relatives in the U.S. Ask mehow I know.
From January 20th the U.S.of A. will dissolve.
Trump is whining that the flags on his inauguration date will still be at half-mast due to President Jimmy Carter’s death. What a loser this Trump is. What a disgrace for America.
Another four years of this pond scum Trump and his band of wankers. The daily embarrassments and daily idiocy is approaching. This time there won’t be any adults in the room to help Trump out. We’re screwed but his voters are, too.