K Is For Knifeball: An Alphabet of Terrible Advice

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What better way to spend some time with your kids than by reading An Alphabet of Terrible Advice book to your kids? This hilarious book is filled with vividly illustrated scenes where goofy looking anthropomorphic characters guide you down a path of poor decision making. Scroll down to see some of the funniest examples!

K is for Knifeball.

A is for apple. Eat one every day. And then wash it down with your mom's Cabernet.

B is for blender. Your daddy won't mind if you drop in his Rolex and set it to "GRIND."

C is for cop with a big, shiny gun. Sneak up and tickle him! That'll be fun!

D is for drifter who's out on your lawn. Bring him inside when your parents are gone.

F is for fire, made with logs and a lighter. Throw Daddy's wallet in. It'll burn brighter!

G is for Grandma. Remind her that she'll be dead soon.

I's for identity: easily stolen. Just take some guy's credit card. BOOM! Now you're Nolan.

L is for looting. It's time for a spree. Throw a rock through a window! The toys are all free!

M is for marker, your #1 tool for writing your name on the walls of your school.

O is for open things up with your teeth. If your molars fall out, more will grow underneath!

S stands for sun that shines bright every day. How long can you stare at it? Don't look away!

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