How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You?

8 thoughts on “How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You?”

1. all of these have happened to me. am i in dange-

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2. i don’t think this is true brat

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3. i dont think you have a sense of humor. why are u even on this site?

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4. Wait- that’s my adfjskllllll

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5. My cat: *gasps* The human know- er, I mean, “meow”
   Me: You can TALK?
   My cat: “meow”

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6. Is a cat sniffing a baby’s face a sign that the cat wants to kill the baby? Because
   when I was a baby, my dad’s cat sniffed my face.

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7. Oh my- bruh this is deff a lie

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8. This is a humor site dude. Not actually serious.

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