Some jokes are great, some jokes are good, some jokes are bad, but these jokes are so terrible that… they actually become amazing! Scroll down to see them all and don’t hesitate to leave your very own terrible joke in the comments!
Some jokes are great, some jokes are good, some jokes are bad, but these jokes are so terrible that… they actually become amazing! Scroll down to see them all and don’t hesitate to leave your very own terrible joke in the comments!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
What is a cows favourite drink
A smoooothie
What did 0 say to 8
Nice belt
What is a bald man in a canoe?
Koyak.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye matey.
What’s green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?
A pool table.
this is dumb and unfunny plz no
What is pink, goes in dry and hard, comes out wet and soft?
Bubble Gum, you dirty minded freak!
Why did the orange jump on to the knife?
Because it wanted to squeeze all the juice out of it!
Why did the duck cross the road?
I dunno you ask the duck
What do you call a turkey that is pregnant? Nothing. Do you know why?
Because Turkey’s are birds
what sort of lights are on Noah’s ark
Floodlights
why couldn’t the little girl get up in the morning?
because she was dead…
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from you.
This one’s kinda sad but i made it up lmao
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
‘Cause it got hit by a bus. :)
Why did the blind man get rejected when be asked out the woman?
‘Cause she was seeing someone…
When two friends went for a walk and it was poring down with rain the one friend said that his trowsers were soking and the other friend said you should have gone before you came out.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean Beef.
Today at the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
A blind man walks into a bar, and a chair, and a table.
What is yellow, and if it falls of a cliff it will kill you?
A School Bus
What do you call a fat cow?
AlgeBRUH
What do you get when you cross a pig and an elephant?
An animal abuse lawsuit
A deer, a duck, and a skunk all go out to dinner. When it came to paying, they realized that the deer didn’t have a buck to pay and the skunk didn’t have a scent, so they put it on the duck’s bill.
This one is from my karate instructor so props to him.
What did Steve(From minecarft) say when he saw a creeper?
CREEPER?! AAAWWW MAN!
two people walk into a bar….
you’d think the second person would have seen it….. :)
Whats brown and sticky a stick
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road
Because it was stuck in a crack
why did the man fall out the tree hes dead
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
Why did he girl ask the mushroom to dance?
Cause he was a fungi.
Don’t make excuses for failure, just find a way for success
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef 🐄
why are you dead
because you are
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the adder side.
what do you call a fish with no eyes
fsh
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sally.
Sally who?
Sally got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally!
How much does a chimney cost?
nothing it’s on the house
I love you all.
Where is Mary go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Jesus Told John, Come Forth and Win Eternal life.
But, John Came Fifth, and won a toaster
I remember the last words My Grandpa said after he kicked the bucket.
“How far do you think I can Kick this bucket?”
wat do u call a body and nose
NOBODY KNOWS 🤣🤣🤣
A duck walked into a pharmacy and asked the clerk if they sold chap stick. She said yes, it costs $1.25. The duck said, just put it on my bill
shoulda been 1FOWWEST1 but whatever