Twitter Users Create Better Names For Animals

5 thoughts on “Twitter Users Create Better Names For Animals”

1. I’m better than the other one.

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2. Cat= Floofy Stab
   Horse= Travel Dog
   Turkey= Murder Chicken
   Eagle= Death Chirp
   Squirrel= Fluff Rat
   Eel= Aquatic Death Noodle
   Shark= Murder Goldfish
   Dog= Fluffy Miniwolf
   Lion= Danger Floofy Stab
   Peacock= Shine Chicken
   Llama= Spit Horse

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3. yes

4. and the spider is called:
   NOPE
   I also like to call the snake
   murder hose
   violent noodle
   Nope rope

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5. murdr spugrdr its more funny when you say it out loud