How many times have you heard the phrase “oh, that only happens in the movies”? Probably a lot. Featured below are some funny examples that never ever happens in real life but all the time on the big screen. Illustrated by Paul from Unrealitymag.
How many times have you heard the phrase “oh, that only happens in the movies”? Probably a lot. Featured below are some funny examples that never ever happens in real life but all the time on the big screen. Illustrated by Paul from Unrealitymag.
Way back in the dinosaur age,after ten seconds the dial tone would come up after someone hung up.
I have never woken up with perfect makeup and lipstick intact.
Years ago I was driving through LA and needed some batteries, I stopped at the Carson Mall, walked in and the place went dead silent. A couple of hundred black faces turned to stare at me (I’m white). No record scratch sound though. I left without my batteries.
I’ve never heard that music just before something bad happens
I walked in to a bar and had the music stop and all the black people look at me…
I regularly eat chocolate while solving criminal cases.
My cousin stopped a plane he was about to leave on so that he could go back and propose to his girlfriend. They kept the plane waiting 2 hours on the runway while the rest of the passengers waited.
#2 happens to me all the time due to crazy twin sister
I never discarded my mobile phone after ending an unpleasant phone call.
I have never fired an automatic rifle capable of 600 rpm for 5 minutes with the same magazine.