Somebody immediately came to mind when you read the description on this pill box, didn’t they? These anti-bullshit pills are sure to silence those with chronic bullshit syndrome. Finally, a strategy for dealing with that one friend who’s always spinning bullshit tales about how much he can bench press, the number of beers he can handle, or how many women he’s slept with… you get the picture.
The chronic bullshitter syndrome is quite common. Statistics show that 1 in 3 people might be affected, and the other 2 might just be in denial (or part of the problem). Symptoms of CBS include: proficiency in the art of exaggeration, a tendency to create wild stories involving unicorns, UFOs, and Elvis sightings, an uncanny ability to turn a simple trip to the grocery store into an epic adventure rivaling Lord of the Rings.
This box is slightly bigger than a deck of cards. You can put candy, chocolate, tickets, gift cards, vouchers, cash, invitations or even jewellery inside this empty gift box. There are no pills in this joke gift package. Warning: do not present this gag gift for people who can’t laugh at themselves! You can order a box of anti-bullshit pills on Amazon. Please note that this site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate affiliate we earn from qualifying purchases.
Sold out on Amazon. The entire stock was purchased anonymously for charity distribution to Q-Anon.
Looks like it’s time to include another chapter in a revised version of my book, The Life-Changing Science of Detecting Bulls#!t.
Does it come in suppositories too?