You know what they say: “The higher the hair, the closer to God”. But seriously: what’s up with the outlandish haircuts, creepy references to touching, and eerie ventriloquist dummies? Scroll down to see the weirdest Christian music album covers we could find!
not sure what J.J.Worthington is doing here, none of those songs are “christian”
Those are awesome. Sadly, they’re no nuttier than some of the “self-published” books available on Amazon right now.
The “Satan is Real” album cover would make an awesome poster.
Re: the last album in the list, is that a bomb/missile?
Finally, many of those Christians have quite the fascination with puppets – quite the metaphor there.
I am not sure which disturbed me most: the amount of times I just read “he touched me” or the number of ventriloquist dummies!
Satan Is Real is a great album. And the Louvin Brothers story is pretty tragic.
On that Don’t Pity Me one, someone’s gonna have to declare their pronouns, cuz it’s unclear.
These are actually pretty good horror movie posters.
I never knew Hunter S. Thompson was actually J.J. Worthington.
I’m not sure if this site will let me post link, but google “the faith tones”, it’s an interesting mystery
The “Country Church” people must be outstanding in their field.
Thank you….
I own the Barren Cross album. It’s awesome. Sounds like Iron Maiden.
These album covers just make me hate christians more.
The Louvin Brothers look so happy while apparently on vacation in Hell.
Christian bashing is so “in”, right? And apparently, so is flaunting your dirty mind and ignorance of historical fashion. Maybe you should look up “tolerance” in a real dictionary and gain some knowledge.
I’m not sure that Jesus would want any of them for a sunbeam.
The higher the hair, the closer to God.
Faith is self destruction is actually the little singer boy Greg Kendrick. I guess he got touched and didn’t get the fame he was promised in return.
Re: Greg Kendrick
Maybe he should write a book about that touching. That might get him the fame.
To be fair, a couple of those aren’t Christian albums (J.J. Worthington and “Nuttin’ for Christmas”). The rest are from the 1960’s and early 1970’s when clothing and hairstyles were creepy. Don’t believe me? Watch an episode of the “Brady Bunch”.
Just your typical American morons* who believe in a non existent god.
* there’s about 300 million of them.
Some seething Jews in this thread.
What’s up with all the ventriloquist dolls?Creepy?
everybody’s gotta have a hobby
HHah yea . Thee are classic for sure …. . 😉
Hope I can find a few more for ya bud ! 😀 .
Tim … in Fargo
The second one in, The Faith Tones. The one on the right surely has to be a young Bernard Cribbins??
Ya’ll, these things are terrifying, I’m disturbed by the times it wnvolved ‘touching’ and the ‘puppets’.
It’s like they’re staring into my soul forcing be to get into Christianity….
I am truly sorry, but I won’t be becoming Christian any time soon..