Bad Realty Photos: Funny Pics Taken by Real Estate Agents

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Welcome to a world of bad realty photos where hilariously horrible real estate photos end up on the internet collected by @BadRealtyPhotos account. From decor choices that make you question reality to some very unhinged stuff, this Twitter account celebrates “low standards and a lack of attention to detail”. Scroll down to see our favorite examples, here we have compiled a list of worst ones!

Eventually mankind created a bathroom so stylish it fractured space and time.

Render air fresheners redundant by mercilessly assaulting your guests’ other senses.

Once again Malcolm’s reputation as an architect was compromised by his love of rollercoasters.

I still think the neighbours’ response to our Halloween party has been an overreaction.

Skilled use of image editing software can help make unfurnished properties look far worse.

At the top of the stairs the current owners have added a fourth dimension.

Andy Donaldson, the creator of this Twitter (no, we won’t call it X) account, told us that he has been collecting terrible real estate photos since 2013 just for fun. “Which left me with a dilemma: what to do with the photos?” He have nor problem staying motivated to keep making updates. “The sheer variety of the horror, and the unending stream of terrible decisions is what keeps me posting. This is the reason I never have any trouble staying motivated. I am pathologically driven by other people’s low standards”.

Breakfast bath.

“It’s important for kids to have their own space, and that cavity wall was going to waste anyway”

Whatever happened in the woods that day changed Alan forever.

By combining random elements of a livingroom, a utility room, a hallway, and a staircase, mankind finally created the Livingway Stairtility Room.

Remove the need for a vacuum cleaner by eliminating the possibility of floorspace.

According to the Curse of Amenhotep, he who discovers this tomb must commit to some minor rennovations before putting it back on the market.

A spectacular lack of taste can sometimes help make a room look larger than it actually is.

Best seats in the house for the next time Grandma falls down the stairs.

Property would benefit from renovation and the lifting of an 18th Century curse.

Spice up your morning with an unexpected trip to the ground floor.

Eventually Greg's soul left his body and started house-hunting on its own.

As he listened to them driving away, George realised it wasn’t a real game of hide and seek.

Don’t bugs the let bite bed.

If the 1870s had happened in the 1980s.

When I’m done in here I’ll vacuum the garden.

The plastic sheeting is for the vomit caused by the migraine caused by everything else.

“Let me know when you’re done in the bath, I’ll use that water for the pasta”

If M C Escher had tried interior design.

6 thoughts on “Bad Realty Photos: Funny Pics Taken by Real Estate Agents”

  2. That’s not a bathtub, it’s a stew pot. If they say they’d love to have you for dinner, politely decline.

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  3. “Twitter (no, we won’t call it X)”
    Maybe Twittex. Or TwitX. XTwit? BreXTwit?
    The one about the 1870s is perfect. Now I don’t feel quite so bad about my own lack of decor. Thank you for the new photos!

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  5. Soooo….The Breakfast Bar…I’m guessing one enters and exits by way of scraping the skin off of their shins while they slosh chemical, germy laden water onto their “cocktail guests?” LET’S PARTY!!!!

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  6. Oh yeah….The unexpected trip to the ground floor? It’s real title is the Mother-In-Law’s Quarters. Just saying.

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