Living the daily mundane life is hard. Someone clearly agrees with us, because there’s a company Winks For Days that makes merit badges for adults. They’re essentially completion badges for pretty normal everyday tasks, but they help you feel a little bit more accomplished.
If you feel like you also should get an achievement badge for putting on your pants in the morning, you can get these (and many more) badges from Winks For Days store on Amazon.
These seem like they would be a very good motivation for people to get stuff done!
Earn the whole set and rank up to Goody Two-Shoes.
A little over 200 years ago, Lewis & Clark sought the Northwest passage. 150 years ago, young men fought and died to end slavery. 100 years ago, young men answered the call to keep the world from falling into chaos. They did it again a mere 30 years later. Today’s youth award themselves badges for wearing pants and get triggered if someone uses the wrong pronoun.
Progress.
Its a joke you wanker
Jeez, who pissed in his cherrios…
Triggered.
but a true commentary. As I sit here doing my corporate trust fall training. I do think these are great, and probably should call my mom. ehhhh, seems hard
Changed my underwear?
washed my jeans for the first time in a year?or two?
fished the pizza out from behind the tv?
Got out of bed?