Movies Explained So Badly That It’s Brilliant

18 thoughts on “Movies Explained So Badly That It’s Brilliant”

1. Nyasky windberg spends the woobidy flying flerky from itself

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2. Perfect.

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3. Regarding Forrest Gump – Jenny was trying to protect Forrest from herself – she was a addicted, abused mess and she knew it. She loved him but didn’t want him involved in her screwed-up life.

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4. What movie is “Small town doctor brings three people closer together.”? I don’t recognize it.

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5. Small town doctor brings three people closer together – 10 Rillington Place.

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6. The small town doctor.. was a movie called A Human Centipede.

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7. I beleive that is The Human Centipede

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8. Aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!! Blackbeard has invaded our comments section!!!!!

   Oh, wait, that was Edward Teach. My bad. Carry on.

   Pickles is very right; however, this post is just based off the first impression most people get from the movie. So, they’re both right…??????

   This post needs more capybaras.

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9. So he takes the sister

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10. A young girl arrives in a new city, kills an old woman, and is hired to kill again.
    (There! Take that Dorothy!)

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11. Some of them are actually quite funny.

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12. I don’t know many of these movies, and that feels really good.

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13. Keanu reeves, Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom hanks are the big winners of this meme. I am not sure about Johnny Depp though. From one side he took part in three of the movies mentioned, but on the other hand you can only see him on one cover.

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14. A convicted child molestor makes life hell for a hard working nurse.

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15. Thousands of contractors are murdered by terrorists while working on a space station.

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16. I actually know one of the actresses forming the centipede, so those jokes never get old for me. For her, probably. I’ve never asked.

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17. Actually for the Forrest Gump one it would’ve been two in a half decades as Jenny didn’t really start taking advantage of him and abandoning him until about 1963 (presumably) and she married him in 1981 thus putting an end to it.

18. David G – “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”.