Boy Math Examples That Make Total Sense To Men

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What’s boy math? It’s something that only makes sense if you’re a man. For example: “being afraid of gold diggers when you only have 3 pairs of socks to your name”, or “only replying to 2/5 messages you sent them“, or “wanting a traditional woman who pays bills”. If you’re a woman, it’s important to understand boy math so you can understand men a little better. If you’re a man, this post will be very relatable. Scroll down to see the funniest examples!

boy math is saying women are too emotional for positions of power and then punching holes in walls when ur mad

Boy math is being afraid of gold diggers when you only have 3 pairs of socks to your name.

Boy math is them only replying to 2/5 messages you sent them

Boy math is not wanting kids but not having a vasectomy and not wearing a condom and also being adamantly against abortions.

Boy math is opening up your marriage so you can fuck around then getting mad bc your wife is gettin slammed while you severely overestimated your market value

Boy math is paying $44 billion for a $25 billion company and, through business smarts and entrepreneurial know how, turning it into an $8.8 billion company

Boy math is having a body count of 30 and not making any of them climax.

boy math is thinking feminism means u should be able to punch women in the face

Boy math is wanting a partner to mother you, and still wanting to be the man of the house.

Boy math is getting your heart broken once in grade school then seeking revenge on every girl you date afterwards

boy math is what led to the 2008 financial crisis btw

Boy math is having a 70inch tv but no dining table

Boy math is being 5’10 but rounding it up to 6’0

Boy math is thinking marriage has more serious consequences than having a child with someone.

Boy math is being homophobic but loving lesbians.

Boy math is not wanting to take you out on a date, but is willing to pay whatever amount for Uber so you can come over

boy math is figuring out how many times u can annoy her before she acc gets pissed off

Boy math is thinking every dirty dish needs to soak first

Boy math is that dude I went on a date with long ago who told me he had a kid but that kid turned out to be twins and his excuse for lying was “they twins so they count as one”

boy math is calling all your exes "crazy" when you're the common abusive denominator.

Boy math is them not wanting to spend $10 on flowers cause they’ll die

Boy math is having an apartment with (1) game system, (2) tvs and (0) hand towels

Boy math is searching for someone 18 at the big age of 50

Boy math is wanting a traditional woman who pays bills.

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10 thoughts on “Boy Math Examples That Make Total Sense To Men”

  1. I soak all of my dirty dishes simply because it makes it far easier to get off anything I overlooked when putting it into the sink…and I’ve never understood why other women like cut flowers, considering (as it said) they die within a week.

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  2. I love how all the “girl math” ones were written by women, and all the “boy math” ones were also written by women.

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  8. There’s no math in boy math. All these are complaints about men in general. Girl math is calling boy math, math. 🙄

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  10. The guy that bought twitter also revolutionished EVs, created PayPall and made rockets on order of magnitude cheaper. NoT BAD!

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