Looking for a unique way to display your faith in a blasphemous and funny way? Look no further than the bungee jumping Jesus wall-mounted cross! This cross is sure to turn heads. And maybe even lead to physical altercation. Made from pine wood, this cross is not only a conversation starter, but also a sturdy addition to any wall. Measuring 5.5 inches in width, 15 inches in height, it’s the perfect size to be noticed without taking up too much space. The Jesus figure itself measures 5.5 inches tall and 4.7 inches wide and is expertly crafted to look like it is actually jumping off the cross.
But wait, it gets even better! The bungee cord that comes in many different colors to choose from, so you can choose the right one that matches your interior design.
Bungee jumping Jesus is also a great gift idea for you religious friend or family member. Warning: we take no responsibility over the outcome of such action. All physical trauma and/or ruined relationships will be your own fault.
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Jumpin’ Jeebus.
…..oh, for chrissake.
Just try to do a bungee-jumping Muhammad if you dare, that is
You’re lucky, the Inquisition is no more
I’m waiting for the tap dancing Christ.
I had a Jesus action figure once, with Real Gliding Action. But I lost my religion in a move.
Looks fun!
Are you sure that’s not Brian?
At least it’s not a joke about him biting his nails