Cats are pretty smart. They did, after all, convince an entire ancient civilization to worship them. So when we look at the pictures below, it’s safe to assume that these cats aren’t just being stupid. No. These cats are making a statement, and that statement is: “We don’t like your gifts. And even if we do, we’re not going to let you know it.”
Yeah, we get it, cats are morons.
Signed,
A Varanus Rudicollis fan
No, we are the morons for buying the things.
Cats are the French in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
The Real Anon Yeah, we get it, you like lizards, and you like to call them by their latin names so that people think you’re super smart and interesting.
Hallelujah. More cats.
Every cat owner KNOWS the pain…
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Clicko,cats make up 12 % of all global computer traffic.
The internet is made of cats.
The likelyhood is for more of the same at this site.
It’s Varanus rudicollis.
The specific epithet is lowercase.
Let’s hope they use their litter box instead of your bed.
Spent over $100 dollars on cat toys. My cat’s favorite toy: a strip of paper being moved under a sheet of paper. She ignores all the other toys.
You don’t frighten us, English pigdogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!
The only thing cats are good for is road kill…..
Just bought my 18.5 year old cat his first bed. He had gotten a bit too clingy and I was hoping he would use the bed, placed next to me on the couch, so I could get up and down and move about as needed without displacing the cat. He loves it. So much so that for the only time in his 18.5 years, he did not come to bed with me the first night. He resumed sleeping with me at night the 2nd night but I was kind of hurt.
Cats always like doing things that their owner may not want them to do. In this case, my mum said:” Next time, when you want your cat to do something, just tell them not to. ”
I think this is because of cats like risk.:D
Read the book, “101 Uses for a Dead Cat”.
lol
I have had five cats. This is not an exaggeration.
Don’t even try to give you cat anything special. Just toss a few Amazon boxes on the floor and be done with it.