Is there a valid explanation for why an elderly Asian man who probably speaks no English might want to wear a t-shirt proudly declaring “CAT SHIT EVERY DAY”? Surely, there must be. The same goes for Westerners with “deep” and “meaningful” Asian tattoos that actually say “sesame chicken” or “noodle soup”. Let us know in the comments below the best t-shirt you’ve ever seen in Asia!
Clothing, you might say, is the best way to express yourself. And if that’s true, these people should be put on a watch list. Featured below are some of the craziest and most unhinged shirts collected by @CursedShirts Instagram account. Which one is the worst? Let us know in the comments!
While growing up you almost certainly encountered vintage album covers, so you are probably familiar with their cover art styles. These albums featured awkwardly staged scenes that were practically begging to be parodied, and the folks at @obscurestvinyl did just that. Don’t scroll down if you are easily offended!
Have you heard of Brad Gosse? Probably not, but he’s actually a prolific author who has published over 100 children’s books… Well… self-published, because no respectable publisher would touch his work. With titles like “Rich Kids Are Better Than You”, “My Racist Dog”, “Mommy Got a DUI”, Brad’s books will either make you laugh hysterically, or you’ll be triggered. His books are for adults who love dark humor, inappropriate jokes and don’t care for political correctness. Scroll down to see our favorites!
Since dad went away your mommy has tried. Her drinking problem. From you, she hides. After work mom likes to tie on a few. One or two or more tasty brews. Tonight though is different from any other night. Mom’s car hit a pole, but she’s gonna be all right. Her license, however. Is now out of sight. From now on mommy can’t drive you to school. A bus pass will now be your transportation tool. The transit system may seem scary at first. Don’t worry. It’s not that bad so please don’t you cry. There are many things worse than moms DUI.
If you’ve been using Instagram for long enough, you have definitely noticed that many people use filters, however some don’t know when to stop and overdo it. Enter the r/InstagramReality subreddit which happily sheds light on those who take things too far. While the appeal of matching your pics with athletes or supermodels is understandable, taking it to such extreme is absurd. Like addiction is real. Don’t do it. Just say no!
It’s hard to imagine the though process behind these terrible makeup fails. Just think about it: a person from this gallery applying an inch of mismatched foundation or clownlike eye shadow, thinking “Yeah, this is going to look great!” and another one glancing at the mirror and saying “I can’t wait to go out like this.”
There’s a special kind of people you only see at Walmart. These weird folks are known as “People of Walmart” or “Walmartians”. They can be easily identified by their questionable wardrobe choices, some Walmartians are known to engage in peculiar activities, such as riding around on motorized carts while eating a bucket of fried chicken and blasting country music from their boombox, others may be found attempting to haggle with the self-checkout machine over the price of a bottle of Coke. So the next time you venture into Walmart, keep your eyes peeled for these fascinating specimens. Meanwhile scroll down for some of the craziest examples!
When you feel a season of dark existentialism approaching, @TextsFromYourExistentialist Instagram account that will sustain you. Created by artist and poet April Eileen Henry, it is full of dark humor and the bleakest view of reality. Scroll down to see the best examples!
What happens when grown-ups take up coloring? Well, innocent children’s coloring book pages get defaced and turned into something very sinister. Featured below are some of the funniest examples from r/ColoringCorruptions subreddit. Warning: you shouldn’t scroll down if you’re easily offended. Or scroll down anyway and tell us in the comments how terribly inappropriate this is.
Remember those glorious days many years ago when internet was dominated by MySpace and emo kid scene? It was an amazing time… They always seemed to be on the verge of tears – probably because they’ve had survived more heartbreak than you could ever imagine. So go ahead, make fun of their dark makeup and angsty demeanor – they’ll just write a beautifully sad poem about it later.
This echinoderm who some have dubbed “c*cktopus” and “pentad*ck” has five arms and each end has an eye-catching bulbous tip. The Indo-Pacific region is often where one may find choriaster sea stars, including places like the Philippines and the Great Barrier Reef. Choriaster sea stars have a distinctive, bright purple or pink color… with a little different shade of pink at the tips of their extremities. These sea stars are often found in shallow waters, where they feed on a variety of small invertebrates and organic matter. While it does look like it would like to bang you five times, it’s harmless to humans.
When looking at these crazy outfits collected by @HintMag, you can’t help but wonder if fashion designers are seriously suggesting that this is what people should wear, or they’re just making fun of everyone. This Instagram collects the finest examples of crazy fashion you can find online. Scroll down to see the funniest examples!
If you’re not familiar with it, “Cards Against Humanity” is a party game in which players complete fill-in-the-blank statements using humorous and often risqué or politically incorrect words or phrases printed on playing cards. The game is intended for a mature audience and is often described as “a game for horrible people.” Players take turns reading a “prompt” card, such as “I use _________ to better sleep at night.” and the other players choose from their hand of cards the funniest or most fitting response, such as “A spoonful of pee.” The player who chose the prompt card then selects the winning response, and the player who played it earns a point. The game is designed to be played with a large group of people and can be quite raunchy and irreverent. Warning: if you’re easily offended then maybe this post isn’t for you… For everybody else, scroll down and enjoy!
Everybody loves a good horror movie but you’ve probably never once imagined what it would look like if the people screaming were just eating a hot slice of pizza? Well, these scary horror flicks turn into hilarious comedies. After seeing this gallery, horror movies will never be the same. Now, whenever you’re scared you will just imagine them eating pizza. You’re welcome!
You would think that ad company employees consider a lot of things when coming up with an idea for mobile advertising. But what happens when these same employees are lazy or simply bad at their job? This. This happens. Their work ends up on a site called “Sad And Useless”. Scroll down to see the funniest examples!
