You probably have a coworker or neighbor you despise so much, you can’t even express it in words. That’s exactly why hate cards have been invented!
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Album Covers That Tried To Look Sexy, But Failed Miserably
While looking through bad album cover designs, we noticed how some of the cover models must have thought how goddamn hot they looked or that the persona they chose for themselves was one of pure sex and charisma and they just had to share it with the world… and we’re glad they did because now we have something to laugh about.
Postal Prank Boxes To Send Your Frenemies
It’s much more fun to have frenemies rather than just plain old boring friends, because you can send embarrassing postal prank boxes to them. The list below is packed full of hilarious examples you can order from this Etsy store. Remember to add signed for delivery and time it when your friend’s mom or partner are home!
This Balls Shaped Planter Lets You Grow The Perfect Sized Cactus
If you’re into a gardening in the slightest, you’ve no doubt heard of a terracotta planter, but what about a Terracocktus planter? Because that’s exactly what this is called. It’s a terracotta planter that’s shaped like a pair of balls and is specifically meant for growing cacti of all shapes and sizes, whether they’re extra long, extra short, or extra thick, your cactus plant belongs in this planter! Finally! Finally you have a chance to grow a cactus in a planter you have always dreamed of having!
Stressticles Stress Ball For When You’re Extra Stressed at Work
These scrotum shaped stress balls aptly named Stressticles is a vulgar way to take out your stress at the office or at home. Simply grab the dangling balls in your hand, and whenever you feel your stress levels rising, give the balls a quick squeeze and tug. Now the only thing you have to worry about is Karen from HR walking in on you squeezing your balls underneath your job desk.
Hairy Chest Swimsuit Is Here For The Summer!
This one piece swimsuit that you can get on Amazon features the portly chest of a hairy man covering the entire front of the suit, and a hairy back on the back of it. As you can see from the pictures below, people are actually buying this atrocity and showing off on Instagram. Would you wear it in public (and pay for the privilege)? Let us know in the comments!
Putin Pencil Sharpener Is a Bestselling Item On Etsy
This pencil sharpener has taken Etsy by storm and reached a bestseller status. You use it like any other ordinary pencil sharpener: you PUTIN the pencil in his bum and sharpen it just like the good old days before mechanical pencils.
Jean Speedo: The Summer 2022 Fashion Sensation!
Wearing a jean speedo is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you are really bold you’ll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You’ll probably get tossed out, but you’ll look and taste good doing it. Btw, these should be paired with mullet socks for optimal results.
The Funniest Clothing Disasters
Whether we’re talking about poorly placed words and graphics, confusing and obscene layouts, or straight-up ugliness that literally looks like a piece of poo, some clothing design choices are just complete disasters. You would think when it comes to mass-produced clothes, a team of highly-qualified people has certainly thought about everything, playing with the design, figuring out what works and what doesn’t. The gallery below will make you say, “these designers should have kept their thoughts to themselves”.
Zombie Plush Toys by Christine Vest
Christine Vest is once again proving that the internet is an extremely weird place. You can find literally everything online – even undead plush toys that will haunt your dreams. You can purchase these abominations on her Esty store.
Custom Scented Candles For Every Occasion
These scented candles were created to help you display exactly how you feel with both grace and assertiveness. Whether you desire to burn them or just display them as a conversation piece on the mantle is up to you. Lovingly made by various Etsy artists.
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Oven Mitts With Swear Words: The Best Cooking Tool Since Wine
Some researches suggest that people who use curse regularly are more intelligent. If that’s true, Blue Q (company that produces these mitts) employs the smartest people in the world. Scroll down to see some of our favorites!
Forget Garden Gnomes, Get a Huge Baby Tick Hybrid Instead!
Are you looking for the perfect way to keep everyone off your lawn? Scare the living daylights out of unsuspecting guests by discreetly placing a baby tick hybrid in your yard! This nightmare-inducing creature measures 55″ x 34″ (140cm x 86cm) and is expertly crafted from silicone, giving it an incredibly lifelike and unsettling appearance. It’s made by Laira Maganuco and is available for sale on Etsy. How much does it cost? Around $3500. So you’d have to be both rich and crazy to actually buy it.
Instagram’s #UnibrowMovement of Proud Monobrow Women
Why have two when one is enough? Women all over Instagram are celebrating their love for a single eyebrow with #UnibrowMovement hashtag. If you’re searching for a new look, this might be it! Scroll down to see some of the examples, and let us know in the comments if you find this beautiful!
