The Weird World of Synthol Bodybuilders

These pictures are not photoshopped. Instead of working out and lying about not taking steroids like everyone else, these guys decided to skip that and inject their bodies with Synthol instead. What is Synthol? It’s a mixture of oils injected into muscles to increase the size or change the shape. The enlargement effects are immediate. It helps to to mimic the appearance of developed muscle where it may otherwise be disproportionate or lacking. While some bodybuilders use it in moderation, others are clearly overdoing which is incredibly dangerous. The side effects of synthol are manifold and they can also cause a damage of nerves, myocardial infarction, cerebral stroke, infectious complications etc. On the other hand, they kind of look like Popeye, so there is some morbid comedic value.

Synthol freak.

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Crocticles: Balls For Your Crocs!

Some of you might remember Crocs spurs we featured some time ago. This time even dumber product has caught our attention – testicles for your Crocs! That’s right, you can actually purchase attachable balls for your comfy Crocs and walk around like a total moron. Several different color options and shapes are available on both Amazon and Etsy. We truly live in an amazing time!

Crocs balls!

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So “Edible Anus” Chocolate Buttholes Are a Thing…

Yes, the title is correct, there really is a chocolate brand that makes and sells candy that looks like a human butthole. “Edible Anus” Belgian chocolates are handmade in the UK and the company claims its brown star mold comes from a sphincter model whose trunk is as fine as the chocolates themselves. They believe their anus range of confections can “dissolve cultural boundaries of race, gender, class, and sexual orientation”. You can get them on Amazon and, as you can see from the pictures below, people actually are buying and eating them. We truly live in an amazing time!

Taste the brown star!

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Album Covers That Tried To Look Sexy, But Failed Miserably

While looking through bad album cover designs, we noticed how some of the cover models must have thought how goddamn hot they looked or that the persona they chose for themselves was one of pure sex and charisma and they just had to share it with the world… and we’re glad they did because now we have something to laugh about.

Sexy album cover fail.

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Postal Prank Boxes To Send Your Frenemies

It’s much more fun to have frenemies rather than just plain old boring friends, because you can send embarrassing postal prank boxes to them. The list below is packed full of hilarious examples you can order from this Etsy store. Remember to add signed for delivery and time it when your friend’s mom or partner are home!

Postal prank box.

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This Balls Shaped Planter Lets You Grow The Perfect Sized Cactus

If you’re into a gardening in the slightest, you’ve no doubt heard of a terracotta planter, but what about a Terracocktus planter? Because that’s exactly what this is called. It’s a terracotta planter that’s shaped like a pair of balls and is specifically meant for growing cacti of all shapes and sizes, whether they’re extra long, extra short, or extra thick, your cactus plant belongs in this planter! Finally! Finally you have a chance to grow a cactus in a planter you have always dreamed of having!

Balls shaped cactus planter.

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Stressticles Stress Ball For When You’re Extra Stressed at Work

These scrotum shaped stress balls aptly named Stressticles is a vulgar way to take out your stress at the office or at home. Simply grab the dangling balls in your hand, and whenever you feel your stress levels rising, give the balls a quick squeeze and tug. Now the only thing you have to worry about is Karen from HR walking in on you squeezing your balls underneath your job desk.

Stressticles stress ball.

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Hairy Chest Swimsuit Is Here For The Summer!

This one piece swimsuit that you can get on Amazon features the portly chest of a hairy man covering the entire front of the suit, and a hairy back on the back of it. As you can see from the pictures below, people are actually buying this atrocity and showing off on Instagram. Would you wear it in public (and pay for the privilege)? Let us know in the comments!

Hairy chest swimsuit.

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