Made by Sarah and sold on her Etsy store, these weird artworks really makes you think about the strange nature of human beings, as it seems lots of them are actually buying these crimes against good taste. And the artist is happy to oblige.
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Profanity Generator: Creative Cursing Flip Book
Let’s talk about a gift that keeps on giving: Creative Cursing flip book. It’s divided down the middle to create two-part curse words as delightful as “Jerk Waffle” or “Fart Gobbler”. Half of them don’t even make any sense, but they still will make you chuckle in an utterly childish way.
So “Edible Anus” Chocolate Buttholes Are a Thing…
Yes, the title is correct, there really is a chocolate brand that makes and sells candy that looks like a human butthole. “Edible Anus” Belgian chocolates are handmade in the UK and the company claims its brown star mold comes from a sphincter model whose trunk is as fine as the chocolates themselves. They believe their anus range of confections can “dissolve cultural boundaries of race, gender, class, and sexual orientation”. You can get them on Amazon and, as you can see from the pictures below, people actually are buying and eating them. We truly live in an amazing time!
Anti-Greeting Hate Cards For Your Enemies
You probably have a coworker or neighbor you despise so much, you can’t even express it in words. That’s exactly why hate cards have been invented!
Made by KAA illustration
Album Covers That Tried To Look Sexy, But Failed Miserably
While looking through bad album cover designs, we noticed how some of the cover models must have thought how goddamn hot they looked or that the persona they chose for themselves was one of pure sex and charisma and they just had to share it with the world… and we’re glad they did because now we have something to laugh about.
Postal Prank Boxes To Send Your Frenemies
It’s much more fun to have frenemies rather than just plain old boring friends, because you can send embarrassing postal prank boxes to them. The list below is packed full of hilarious examples you can order from this Etsy store. Remember to add signed for delivery and time it when your friend’s mom or partner are home!
This Balls Shaped Planter Lets You Grow The Perfect Sized Cactus
If you’re into a gardening in the slightest, you’ve no doubt heard of a terracotta planter, but what about a Terracocktus planter? Because that’s exactly what this is called. It’s a terracotta planter that’s shaped like a pair of balls and is specifically meant for growing cacti of all shapes and sizes, whether they’re extra long, extra short, or extra thick, your cactus plant belongs in this planter! Finally! Finally you have a chance to grow a cactus in a planter you have always dreamed of having!
Stressticles Stress Ball For When You’re Extra Stressed at Work
These scrotum shaped stress balls aptly named Stressticles is a vulgar way to take out your stress at the office or at home. Simply grab the dangling balls in your hand, and whenever you feel your stress levels rising, give the balls a quick squeeze and tug. Now the only thing you have to worry about is Karen from HR walking in on you squeezing your balls underneath your job desk.
Hairy Chest Swimsuit Is Here For The Summer!
This one piece swimsuit that you can get on Amazon features the portly chest of a hairy man covering the entire front of the suit, and a hairy back on the back of it. As you can see from the pictures below, people are actually buying this atrocity and showing off on Instagram. Would you wear it in public (and pay for the privilege)? Let us know in the comments!
Putin Pencil Sharpener Is a Bestselling Item On Etsy
This pencil sharpener has taken Etsy by storm and reached a bestseller status. You use it like any other ordinary pencil sharpener: you PUTIN the pencil in his bum and sharpen it just like the good old days before mechanical pencils.
Jean Speedo: The Summer 2022 Fashion Sensation!
Wearing a jean speedo is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you are really bold you’ll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You’ll probably get tossed out, but you’ll look and taste good doing it. Btw, these should be paired with mullet socks for optimal results.
The Funniest Clothing Disasters
Whether we’re talking about poorly placed words and graphics, confusing and obscene layouts, or straight-up ugliness that literally looks like a piece of poo, some clothing design choices are just complete disasters. You would think when it comes to mass-produced clothes, a team of highly-qualified people has certainly thought about everything, playing with the design, figuring out what works and what doesn’t. The gallery below will make you say, “these designers should have kept their thoughts to themselves”.
Zombie Plush Toys by Christine Vest
Christine Vest is once again proving that the internet is an extremely weird place. You can find literally everything online – even undead plush toys that will haunt your dreams. You can purchase these abominations on her Esty store.
Custom Scented Candles For Every Occasion
These scented candles were created to help you display exactly how you feel with both grace and assertiveness. Whether you desire to burn them or just display them as a conversation piece on the mantle is up to you. Lovingly made by various Etsy artists.
Made by JustALilSomethingUK
