Jean Speedo: The Summer 2022 Fashion Sensation!

Wearing a jean speedo is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you are really bold you’ll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You’ll probably get tossed out, but you’ll look and taste good doing it. Btw, these should be paired with mullet socks for optimal results.

Jean speedo is the perfect swimwear choice!

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The Funniest Clothing Disasters

Whether we’re talking about poorly placed words and graphics, confusing and obscene layouts, or straight-up ugliness that literally looks like a piece of poo, some clothing design choices are just complete disasters. You would think when it comes to mass-produced clothes, a team of highly-qualified people has certainly thought about everything, playing with the design, figuring out what works and what doesn’t. The gallery below will make you say, “these designers should have kept their thoughts to themselves”.

MILF shirt design fail.

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Forget Garden Gnomes, Get a Huge Baby Tick Hybrid Instead!

Are you looking for the perfect way to keep everyone off your lawn? Scare the living daylights out of unsuspecting guests by discreetly placing a baby tick hybrid in your yard! This nightmare-inducing creature measures 55″ x 34″ (140cm x 86cm) and is expertly crafted from silicone, giving it an incredibly lifelike and unsettling appearance. It’s made by Laira Maganuco and is available for sale on Etsy. How much does it cost? Around $3500. So you’d have to be both rich and crazy to actually buy it.

Giant baby tick hybrid.

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Top 50 Unethical Life Hacks

1. Have a crush on a guy but he has a girlfriend? Take a stick of lipstick and write LIAR on his windshield. He may become single soon.

2. Spill drink in the seat in front of you at the movies to avoid people blocking your view.

3. Hotel room doesn’t have a fridge to keep beer, etc. cold? Call the front desk and tell them you need one “to keep your insulin refrigerated”.

4. Buy a “baby on board” sign regardless of your parenthood status, if you happen to be in a nasty crash paramedics and firemen will save you first.

5. Visiting someone in the hospital? Stage a photo or two in their hospital bed for the perfect future sick/injured/don’t wanna excuse.

6. if you’re stuck on an annoying call, put your phone on airplane mode instead of just hanging up. The other person will see “call failed” instead of “call ended”.

7. If the person sitting in front of you on a flight reclines their seat all the way back and leaves you with no room, turn on the air con above you to full blast and point it at the top of their head.

8. If a relative keeps asking you about having kids, lie that the wife is pregnant. A few months later, tell them there was a miscarriage so they’ll feel uncomfortable bringing up the subject again.

9. Save business cards of people you don’t like. If you ever hit a parked car accidentally, just write “sorry” on the back and leave it on the windshield.

10. Steal a traffic cone and carry it around in your trunk in case you need to save a really prime parking spot.

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Brilliant Halloween Decorations That Are Both Funny And Frightening

Before you set out on a mission to browse the attic for the same Halloween decoration props you reuse every year, let us tell you something. The world has changed. Things got a whole lot more scary since COVID-19 showed up. And from what we have seen happening so far, the jack-o’-lantern ain’t gonna do much in the spooky department. Below, we compiled some of the most relevant, painfully funny, and plain damn spooky Halloween decoration ideas from creative people nailing the haunted night.

Brilliant Halloween decorations.

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So You Can Now Buy a Nipple Knit Top…

It’s not easy to be a fashionable woman in this day and age when everything changes so fast. Just a regular boring knit top is no longer enough. Now you must cover it with nipples keep up with the times! This weird sweater is made and sold by Fashion Brand Company, a tongue-in-cheek company run by Penelope Gazin and costs $95. Visit her store here and get yours today, because it’s important to support small companies that make stupid stuff!

Nipple knit top.

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