This Etsy seller has come up with a brilliant money making idea – he’s selling a plastic bag with two batteries, and calls it “Gift Not Included”. It truly is a gift for someone who has everything. Imagine unwrapping a carefully wrapped present only to find a plastic bag containing two AA batteries and nothing else… Either you’ll both have laugh, or that would be the end of your friendship.
When it comes to baking, cookie cutters are the unsung heroes of the kitchen. They quietly shape dough into charming forms like stars, hearts, and… rude insults. These rude cookie cutters will guarantee that you won’t be invited to parties anymore, and will lose the last few friends you still have. They are 3D printed in Switzerland by an Etsy seller MyDoPe, so you can both insult people and support a small business. Maybe that would help to not completely ruin your karma?
After a long wait and a fierce but friendly competition, the Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards has released 2025 calendar of the funniest wildlife photos. They’re so good, they’re bound to make your year brighter. Founded by photographers Paul Joynson-Hicks MBE and Tom Sullam, the competition has been making the entire world laugh since 2015. It focuses on the lighter side of wildlife photography while also promoting conservation. Scroll down to see some of the best examples!
In case you haven’t heard, conventional tool boxes are totally old news. Why lug around a boring box when you can fire up a 3D printer and make this creepy thing? Just as the name suggests, this desktop storage device lets you keep all of your drill bits organized in a pair of realistic hinged dentures.
Another year, another Social Justice Kittens calendar by Sean Tejaratchi. What are social justice kittens? They’re are cute little cats that remind you to uphold strong social justice values throughout the year. Such as “I draw on deep reserves of loving anger and fierce compassion.”, “Free speech is a luxury we have to forego for the greater good.”, and “Your rage comes from fear and hatred. Our rage comes from love.” Scroll down some of the best examples for this and previous years!
Turns out that you can get hundreds of “For Rectal Use Only” stickers for just a few dollars on Amazon, and some people are taking advantage of this tempting deal. Featured below are some of the funniest examples.
Ah yes, the Jet Pack Halloween Costume – or as we like to call it, “NASA’s latest budget cut”. After wearing this, you’ll be able to moonwalk better than Michael Jackson, but only if he was doing it while being chased by a horde of rabid squirrels. You can make your own costume as kids featured here, or you can get one on Amazon, if you don’t feel like getting all crafty.
Are you looking for the perfect calendar? You have come to the right place! Introducing “Chicken Daddies” – the best calendar you could possibly get for 2024. Seriously. You can get the the Daisy Dukes edition where the chicken daddies look really hot and pose as beautifully as possible with their belowed chickens or you can get the Broody Boys edition where chicken daddies take their sexiness to the next level.
If you’re on the fence about buying planters shaped like butts, let us ASSURE you (pun absolutely intended) – these are the cheeks you’ve been searching for.
You might think that the notorious mullet is a thing of the past and nobody is committing this crime against hair anymore, but you would be wrong. It’s actually going strong and is quite popular with a certain kind of people. This World’s Greatest Mullets 2025 calendar will treat you to a magnificent mullet picture every month, each more gnarly than the last. Scroll down to check out some of the worst mullet examples!
The last thing you want to see in your house – whether it’s hiding in a corner, crawling up your wall, or scurrying across your floor – is a giant spider. For many people, these creepy, crawly creatures are the stuff of nightmares. But all of that changes when Halloween rolls around. Dog spider costume is one of the hilariously terrifying choices to get your pet into the holiday spirit and potentially inspire some scares and laughs along the way.
Did you know that you can buy a whole fully cooked chicken in a can? Thanks for these mouth-watering photos goes to Tracy O’Connor. Scroll down to see this delicious treat sliding out of the can right onto your dinner plate and let us know in the comments if you would be brave enough to eat it!
As if we needed the world to get any worse, here’s this winter fashion collection by Lord von Schmitt who has been creating and selling on Etsy similar horrible crimes against fashion for several years. So… Are you man enough to fill these pants?
Sandal socks make you look like you’re wearing socks with sandals, which is pretty much the biggest fashion no-no there is. Sure there’s really no reason to make people think you’re wearing sandals when you’re not, but it’s just one more way you get to be the weirdest person in the room. Yes, dear readers, socks with sandals printed on them. It’s a footwear revolution – an experience that transcends fashion, challenges social norms, and redefines what it means to have “fashion-forward feet”.
While picking out your Halloween costume this year, don’t forget to include your pet into the fun! Different cats are willing to put up with varying levels of nonsense from their owners, but it turns out that you can quickly turn your cat into a vampire bat with a simple DIY Haloween costume. Just cut a pair of wings from black paper and your cat will instantly turn into creepy bat-creature. If DIY projects are not your cup of tea, you can cheaply get bat wings for cats on Amazon. Fair warning: don’t hold us responsible if your cat murders you in your sleep after this.
