Don’t you just hate those tacky, unfunny, boring Christmas cards you can find in stores all over the country? We do. So we spent some time browsing around Etsy to bring together a gallery of Christmas cards that are actually funny. Enjoy and may your Christmas suck a little less! P.S. Also check out our post about Christmas tree ornaments that are actually funny!
Made by cardinky
There’s probably somebody in your life who has poops so humongous that there’s just no real way of getting them down the toilet without some sort of personal intervention. Poop Knife is the perfect gift for them! Gifting this knife will show your loved one that you really care about improving their quality of life.
If you are tired of usual boring Christmas tree ornaments, check out these beautiful creations. We spent many hours going over countless Etsy stores to find the funniest ornaments, so scroll down and see which one you like the best! P.S. If you enjoyed this selection, you will also love Christmas greeting cards that doesn’t suck.
Made by drockpress
There’s really nothing quite like a good crap in the woods… You’re not staring at your phone while playing a game, or reading the back of the shampoo bottle to pass the time. There’s just leaning against a tree and taking the sights, sounds, and smells of nature! Well, now you won’t have to lean against hard, rough tree to take that nature poo, as someone has invented this ingenious strap. It’s called the Crap Strap, or Krapp Strapp as so they’ve named it. It’s essentially a giant fanny pack, except the strap is about 10 times larger than usual and allows you to strap yourself to the tree to lean back and take a care-free poo or pee without messing up your trousers or your shoes.
New year, new calendar. Who needs beefy firemen or hot policemen calendars when you can have this amazing thing hanging on your wall? Ciara Ryan is the creator of the calendar series. She says that 2023 was to be the final edition of the calendar, but the fans cried out for more, and as a result the calendar keeps getting released. Featured below are the funniest photos from Irish Farmer Calendar 2025 issue and previous years. Scroll down and enjoy!
These poor cats were leading productive lives as sober upstanding citizens until they found some catnip and the addiction hit them full force. Cat owners, please be responsible and warn your pets about the danger of drugs, and raise the awareness of this problem by getting 2025 Cats On Catnip calendar! If you won’t talk to your cat about catnip, who will? Scroll down to see some of the most shocking photos of cats suffering from debilitating catnip addiction!
This Etsy seller has come up with a brilliant money making idea – he’s selling a plastic bag with two batteries, and calls it “Gift Not Included”. It truly is a gift for someone who has everything. Imagine unwrapping a carefully wrapped present only to find a plastic bag containing two AA batteries and nothing else… Either you’ll both have laugh, or that would be the end of your friendship.
When it comes to baking, cookie cutters are the unsung heroes of the kitchen. They quietly shape dough into charming forms like stars, hearts, and… rude insults. These rude cookie cutters will guarantee that you won’t be invited to parties anymore, and will lose the last few friends you still have. They are 3D printed in Switzerland by an Etsy seller MyDoPe, so you can both insult people and support a small business. Maybe that would help to not completely ruin your karma?
After a long wait and a fierce but friendly competition, the Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards has released 2025 calendar of the funniest wildlife photos. They’re so good, they’re bound to make your year brighter. Founded by photographers Paul Joynson-Hicks MBE and Tom Sullam, the competition has been making the entire world laugh since 2015. It focuses on the lighter side of wildlife photography while also promoting conservation. Scroll down to see some of the best examples!
In case you haven’t heard, conventional tool boxes are totally old news. Why lug around a boring box when you can fire up a 3D printer and make this creepy thing? Just as the name suggests, this desktop storage device lets you keep all of your drill bits organized in a pair of realistic hinged dentures.
Another year, another Social Justice Kittens calendar by Sean Tejaratchi. What are social justice kittens? They’re are cute little cats that remind you to uphold strong social justice values throughout the year. Such as “I draw on deep reserves of loving anger and fierce compassion.”, “Free speech is a luxury we have to forego for the greater good.”, and “Your rage comes from fear and hatred. Our rage comes from love.” Scroll down some of the best examples for this and previous years!
Turns out that you can get hundreds of “For Rectal Use Only” stickers for just a few dollars on Amazon, and some people are taking advantage of this tempting deal. Featured below are some of the funniest examples.
Ah yes, the Jet Pack Halloween Costume – or as we like to call it, “NASA’s latest budget cut”. After wearing this, you’ll be able to moonwalk better than Michael Jackson, but only if he was doing it while being chased by a horde of rabid squirrels. You can make your own costume as kids featured here, or you can get one on Amazon, if you don’t feel like getting all crafty.
Are you looking for the perfect calendar? You have come to the right place! Introducing “Chicken Daddies” – the best calendar you could possibly get for 2024. Seriously. You can get the the Daisy Dukes edition where the chicken daddies look really hot and pose as beautifully as possible with their belowed chickens or you can get the Broody Boys edition where chicken daddies take their sexiness to the next level.
If you’re on the fence about buying planters shaped like butts, let us ASSURE you (pun absolutely intended) – these are the cheeks you’ve been searching for.
