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Funny Products
Finger Feet Turns Two of Your Fingers Into Tiny Legs
The bizarre and utterly unnecessary invention known as Finger Feet is a triumph of whimsy over practicality. For the uninitiated: these tiny, rubbery feet are designed to slip over human fingers, transforming them into a new species of miniature bipeds. A concept so absurd it loops back around to being an undeniable stroke of genius.
Trump Pen Holder: Most Presidential Desk Accessory Ever
If you feel like your desk is missing something, here’s a thing that will fill that void: Donald Trump pen holder. It simultaneously reminds you of a bobblehead and a caricature sketch you’d see on a boardwalk. This marvel of craftsmanship is not merely a pen holder; it’s a conversation starter, a political statement, and an accidental stress reliever all rolled into one.
Crocs Spurs: Perfect For The Stylish Urban Cowboy
Have you ever looked down at your feet, clad in the world’s most controversial footwear, and thought, “These Crocs are awesome, but they lack the untamed spirit of a cowboy at high noon”? Well, hold onto your ten-gallon hats, because Crocs spurs are here to answer the call of the wild – and possibly confuse every single person you encounter. There’s a wide variety to choose from several Etsy sellers.
Xenomorph Kermit Is Here, Can’t Wait To See Predator Piggy
The fusion of Kermit’s iconic green body with the menacing head of a Xenomorph is both unsettling and oddly hilarious. It’s as if the artist thought, “Why stop at one Kermit head when you can have two?” Placing this model on your shelf will elicit a range of reactions from visitors. Some will be intrigued, others confused, and a few will question your sanity. But nobody will feel indifferent while looking at Xenomorph Kermit.
Gaping Gob Mirror: Questionable Home Decor Choice
The Gaping Gob Mirror is a bold and bizarre piece of decor that seems to defy convention and logic in the best way possible. Crafted with uncanny realism, its design – a wide-open mouth, perpetually frozen in astonishment – manages to be both hilarious and slightly unsettling. The mirror portion is nestled within this expressive gape, creating an effect that is equal parts functional and delightfully absurd.
Furless Furby: Nightmarish Toy From Hell
Meet the Furless Furby, your childhood friend stripped bare – literally. With 100% less fur and 1000% more nightmare fuel, it’s the unhinged lovechild of 1990s nostalgia and your most feverish nightmares. Gift it to someone, or just let its folds haunt your own decor!
Donald Trump Toilet Paper: Yes, It’s a Real Product
A natural successor to the best-selling Biden toilet paper, this roll of Donald is perfect for when you need to dump the Trump. Buy enough and you might be able build a wall! Where to get it? If you are in a hurry, Amazon would be the best choice – with Amazon’s ultra-fast delivery times, you won’t have to wipe yourself with a sock anymore.
Coffin Office Chairs: Perfect For Your Dead End Job
Finally there’s a product for those who love to say “My job is killing me!” or for those who want to show how it feels like to sit in on yet another pointless 2 hour meeting that could have been a simple email. Seriously though, these chairs are probably made as a social commentary on how we are killing ourselves at work, so they were designed to resemble coffins. They do not look comfortable, you probably wouldn’t want to spend eternity in them. However, being uncomfortable is a small price to pay for looking cool when you are attending the annual vampire conference.
Crocodile Socks: Comfort Meets Apex Predator Energy
When the snow falls and the cold wind blows, you’ll need a cozy and comfortable friend to keep you warm… while he’s simultaneously eating your legs. The details are so realistic that your dog won’t stop barking at your feet. Your neighbor’s kids will think that you’re an exotic zookeeper. And the best part? Wearing these crocodile socks means you have effectively reduced the number of unwanted conversations at the grocery store. People won’t know if you’re quirky, dangerous, or both. Mission accomplished.
2025 Taxidermy Fails Calendar Has Finally Arrived!
There are all kinds of jobs where nobody notices your mistakes. You can’t say the same thing about taxidermists. It’s painfully obvious when the “taxidermy gone wrong” situation strikes. Apparently people find taxidermy failures so hilarious that there’s even a 2025 Taxidermy Fails calendar that you can order on Amazon. Scroll down to see some of the examples that you can expect from this calendar. P.S. You’re a terrible person, if you find this funny.
Oven Mitts With Swear Words: The Best Cooking Tool Since Wine
Some researches suggest that people who use curse regularly are more intelligent. If that’s true, Blue Q (company that produces these mitts) employs the smartest people in the world. Scroll down to see some of our favorites!
Christmas Cards That Are Actually Funny
Don’t you just hate those tacky, unfunny, boring Christmas cards you can find in stores all over the country? We do. So we spent some time browsing around Etsy to bring together a gallery of Christmas cards that are actually funny. Enjoy and may your Christmas suck a little less! P.S. Also check out our post about Christmas tree ornaments that are actually funny!
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Poop Knife: Your Trusted Toilet Helper
There’s probably somebody in your life who has poops so humongous that there’s just no real way of getting them down the toilet without some sort of personal intervention. Poop Knife is the perfect gift for them! Gifting this knife will show your loved one that you really care about improving their quality of life.
Christmas Tree Ornaments That Are Actually Funny
If you are tired of usual boring Christmas tree ornaments, check out these beautiful creations. We spent many hours going over countless Etsy stores to find the funniest ornaments, so scroll down and see which one you like the best! P.S. If you enjoyed this selection, you will also love Christmas greeting cards that doesn’t suck.
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