Failure is a part of life. It can hurt, and for some it comes more often than for others. It can also teach us valuable lessons. But most importantly, when you have a single job to do and you mess it up, it can give us a good laugh when we need it the most. You Had One Job 2025 calendar will make you crack a smile: it’s dedicated to hilarious occupational mishaps and stunning examples of extreme laziness.
These huge cats are big enough to give Godzilla a scare, but here they are captured doing very feline things, like climbing and napping, oblivious to the chaos they are causing. If you wish to spend the next year looking at these magnificent creatures, check out 2025 Catzilla calendar on Amazon!
This is not your grandma’s landscape calendar. Well, unless your grandma has a really unique taste in photography. Who knew nature had such a sense of humor? In Nature’s Dick Pics 2025 calendar every month is a delightful new surprise, showcasing oddly-shaped rocks that will have you questioning everything you know about the geology.
This dog muzzle makes your nice and friendly dog look like a snarling werewolf that’s about to take a chomp out of your neighbor’s butt, when in reality your dog is sitting calmly with it’s mouth shut, wondering why everyone around them is freaking out. It’s the perfect thing to scare the hell out of your neighbors and make sure they will never want to talk to you again. So use at your own risk. Scroll down to see some of the most terrifying examples!
Chickens are the closest living relative to the T-Rex. That’s right, the mighty fearsome T-Rex has evolved into a chicken. Back then all other dinosaurs thought those tiny arms were ridiculous, but look at them now. Well… They still are. For those who already have a 3D printer at home, here’s a blueprint so you can make a set of arms yourself, and you won’t have to to order them online. However, if you don’t have a 3D printer and would like to buy these, you can get them on Etsy or on Amazon.
He may only be a one-term president, but thanks to this calendar you’ll be able to enjoy our commander-in-Cheeto’s antics all throughout 2025 as well. Each month comes with a brilliantly hilarious and masterfully doctored image of Trump as a little kid. You can order this calendar on Etsy for yourself or as a gift to a Trump supporter – it would royally piss him off. There’s just something so satisfying watching Trump as a toddler – so helpless, so clueless… just as in real life.
Ladies, gentlemen, and those who bravely walk the fashion tightrope barefoot, we present to you the pinnacle of human ingenuity: Crocs Toe Charms, the accessories you never knew you needed for the shoes you never wanted in the first place.
Anne Taintor is an artist whose themes deal with domestic stereotypes, as viewed through the lens of mid-century advertisements. Juxtaposing these images with tongue-in-cheek captions, her work serves as a commentary on the stereotypes of women popularized in the 1950s America. Now her works are rounded up in a 2025 Sarcastic Vintage calendar which will surely add value to your real estate if you have it on your wall. Scroll down to see the funniest examples of her work!
Alright, gather around, Halloween enthusiasts, because we are about to introduce you to the Big Booty Ghost Planter!
Are you obsessed with butts and see them everywhere? You are not the only one. The creators of 2025 Nature’s Butts calendar struggle with the exact same condition. Trees, rocks, mushrooms, clouds… you name it – butts everywhere! Unfortunately, there is no cure for this issue. It’s a lifetime of terrible suffering.
Talk about a gift that keeps on giving: each month reveals yet another beautiful dog answering nature’s call. Also important: $1 from each “Pooping Pooches” 2025 calendar is donated to the Maui Humane Society to support animals in need. This tasteful calendar is available on Etsy or Amazon. It’s 43 x 28 cm (17 x 11 inches in freedom units) when opened. Scroll down to see some examples of what you can expect to see if you decide to put it on your wall!
Have you ever looked at your lawn and thought, “What this really needs is a hybrid between a fruit and a bird? Well, you are in luck, because the Banana Duck Lawn Ornament is here to quack up your garden game!
Are you tired of people telling you to be nice all the time? Do you want to let the world know that you’re not afraid to speak your mind, even if it means being a bit of a bitch sometimes? Well, we’ve got just the accessory for you! The “Be Kind… Of a Bitch” necklace is perfect for those who know how to walk the fine line between kindness and bitchiness.
Looking for a unique way to display your faith in a blasphemous and funny way? Look no further than the bungee jumping Jesus wall-mounted cross! This cross is sure to turn heads. And maybe even lead to physical altercation. Made from pine wood, this cross is not only a conversation starter, but also a sturdy addition to any wall. Measuring 5.5 inches in width, 15 inches in height, it’s the perfect size to be noticed without taking up too much space. The Jesus figure itself measures 5.5 inches tall and 4.7 inches wide and is expertly crafted to look like it is actually jumping off the cross.
Sometimes you just need to have a banana, not right away, but you’re going to want one later. And maybe you also need to go somewhere? Luckily there’s a banana holder that can be attached to your bike! Just insert the banana softly and slowly into the leather bound straps, bike away and enjoy your delicious snack of potassium while on the go or at your final destination!
