If you thought the usual survival kits were just for hiking, think again! The Shart Survival Kit is here to save your behind – literally. Perfect for those unexpected moments when your stomach has other plans, this kit is like an airbag for your dignity (or what’s left of it). Because when life gives you lemons, sometimes you just need a really good clean-up crew.
When it comes to toys, there’s something undeniably special about this farting Donald Trump doll. While the concept might seem a bit unconventional at first, this unusual creation have some surprising advantages. For example, it’s a great way to piss off your friends or relatives who can’t shut up about how awesome Trump is.
Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? No, you are not. Need a friend? Yes, you do. Going through a rough time? We all do. How about an emotional support rubber chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13″ (33 cm) soft vinyl rubber chicken, it squawks its support loudly. It even comes with extra wide empathetic eyes and is wearing a removable nylon vest that designates it as an official emotional support chicken.
Have you ever wondered what it would look like if cats had tiny human hands? Your cat would look like he’s really judgemental and is demanding an explanation for your poor life choices. Also… It’s common knowledge that if cats had thumbs, human existence would be deemed obsolete by our feline overlords. Just think about it. If they had fully functional hands, they wouldn’t need us to open cans, doors, and scratch that perfect spot on their backs. Why else do us humans exist? The kitty wars for global domination might soon begin, because you can actually find human hands for your cat on Amazon. Scroll down to check some of the examples and see what we mean!
Prepare to get your life organized in style with 2024 Corgi Butt calendar! Is there anything more spectacular in this world than a corgi butt? We seriously doubt it. Scroll down to check out some of the greatest corgi butts ever to get a taste what you can expect from this calendar!
Are you tired of your nose feeling like it’s on an arctic expedition every time winter rolls around? Well, fear not, because these cozy creations are here to rescue your schnoz! Say goodbye to the cold nose problem during winter forever… and do it with style! Introducing the 2024 winter collection from various Etsy crocheting gurus. Scroll down and choose your favorite!
This cat nose warmer is made by with extreme love and care. Look at how happy this woman looks! She’s obviously enjoying her fashionable and warm nose.
You can call them silly goats if you like, but these groups of goats are actually quite wise. In arid regions like Morocco, nimble goats go where vegetation is plentiful – to treetops. This fun phenomenon makes for great photography… and calendars! And someone has decided to do just that and put together 2024 Goats In Trees Calendar. Scroll down to see the funniest examples!
This calendar features the best of the best when it comes to bad family pictures. Whether it’s cringeworthy photos of siblings with matching mullets, mother-daughter glamour shots, or creepy uncle dressed as Santa, you know you want to look at them for a whole year! Scroll down to see some of the worst examples, and don’t forget to get this calendar on Amazon.
To promote your child’s early childhood development, get started in this Octopus Baby Onesie. These sea dwellers belong to the smartest of animals, after all. It’s available in a one-size-fits-all, it’s made from high-quality sort plush and cotton, and is perfect for Halloween, weekend shenanigans, or Instagram posts that will make you look like a serious and responsible parent.
If you’ve just bought a new home, you probably don’t yet have a drawer that’s filled with endless crap that you’ll never use, but the one time you actually do need something in it you’ll never be able to find it. Well, there’s now a starter pack to get you going! It’s called the Junk Drawer Starter Kit, and it contains all of the essential crap that every junk drawer must have.
A team of Photoshop wizards have been devoting their time and talent to improve famous paintings by adding a fat ginger cat into them. Recently they have released a 2024 Fat Cat Art calendar. It’s quite spacious at 8.5 inches x 11 inches (21.5 cm x 28 cm), providing all the room you need for your appointments and grand plans. It’s a great gift idea for the crazy cat person in your life, so go check it out or scroll down for some of the best examples of their work along with the originals!
How will you wrap your Christmas presents this year? Are you going to use the same old boring wrapping paper or make the whole thing little more fun? The products, sadly, do not exist and these are just gag boxes. But imagine your partner’s reaction when they were hoping to get an expensive necklace for Christmas but receive a Fart Filter Flatulence Plug or Earwax Candle Kit instead – priceless! Some of these boxes can be found on Amazon, but full collection is available only on Prank-O site.
Dogs do all kinds of funny and disgusting stuff even if they know that it’s not allowed. They just can’t help themselves. Unlike cats, they feel ashamed afterwards. The new year is approaching rapidly so… 2024 Dog Shaming calendar might be your last chance to put something hilarious on your wall. Scroll down to see the funniest examples of #DogShaming trend that’s still going strong on the internet to get a little taste of what you can expect from this calendar!
Are you looking for a gift for expecting mom with a good sense of humor? You should check out There Are Moms Way Worse Than You book that encourages young mothers to stop stressing about the challenges of caring about a newborn. This book backs it up with examples such as a mama giraffe (kicks newly born calf until he walks) and a mama sexton beetle (raises children inside a decomposing mouse) so not sure exactly how much better his reassurances will make an expecting mother feel, but it’s worth a try.
