If there’s anything that perfectly captures how we all feel about the world lately, it must be middle finger mask. In this impossible-to-miss mask, you’ll effortlessly flip off everyone you come in contact with while simultaneously becoming the life of the party – or be asked to immediately leave.
Middle finger chicken arms is a brilliant, game-changing invention that gives your chickens hilarious – and often quite muscled – 3D printed human arms. Giving a whole new definition to the phrase “flipping the bird”, this thing can make your chicken look like they’ve been working out and they’re also totally sick of your shit. They are 3D printed with PLA plastic, a material that’s known for being both lightweight and durable, and also quite flexible, so you can place it on small chickens and large chickens alike (and other birds). If this is something you see your pet chicken enjoying, you can order these arms on Amazon or Etsy. Scroll down to see the funniest examples!
While some cats are only silently judging your poor life decisions, others openly show their hatred and contempt for annoying humans. 2024 Pissed-Off Cats Calendar lets you spend the next year looking at cats that want to murder you in your sleep. In addition to hilariously pissed off cat pics, it comes with all major holidays, plus 300+ fun official occasions like: National Dress Up Your Pet Day (Jan. 14), National Pizza Day (Feb. 9), National Hug Your Cat Day (Jun. 4), and many more.
Is one of your favorite ways to spend time watching dogs pooping? Probably yes, how else would have you ended up on this page? This calendar will give you an opportunity to look at pooping dogs for a whole year! It’s also a great Christmas gift for someone who loves cats and is totally not a dog person. It truly is a gift that keeps on giving.
Crocs are rubbery abominations that somehow made it into the world of footwear. I mean, who looked at a shoe and said, “You know what this needs? More holes and a shape that defies all logic!” Perhaps most upsetting of all when it comes to Crocs, however, is that they offer these delightful shoes only for humans. Until now! Now this crime against fashion even has a tiny version for your dog. Why should you suffer alone when you can humiliate yourself and your dog at the same time?
The shark hoodie blanket is not limited to bedtime use only. You know what they say “dress for the job you want, not the job you have”. So you might as well let everyone at the office know that your ultimate dream is to live as a land shark. Who in their right mind would want to spend their whole life as a human? Humans are just weak, almost hairless apes with tiny teeth and easily penetrable skin. Hardly a description of a badass. Sharks are so much superior! This is truly an amazing invention that will change your life for the better.
Japanese inventor Kazuya Shibata has designed a unique t-shirt flapper. It’s strapped to the waist or hip, and automatically thrusts to keep you cool on a hot day. Currently you can not purchase this amazing device, but maybe you will be able to buy it in future when climate change will finally create enough demand for such invention.
Behold! The horse head squirrel feeder is here, and it might be the greatest invention since 1982 when Al Gore single-handedly created the internet! Here’s how it works: while the cute little animals feed, the hanging horse head feeder makes it look like they are wearing their very own horse mask. Maybe the squirrels will wonder why you’re laughing at them, but they probably just wont care, if they’re devouring delicious seeds and nuts, whilst thoroughly entertaining on lookers, everyone is a winner!
Somebody immediately came to mind when you read the description on this pill box, didn’t they? These anti-bullshit pills are sure to silence those with chronic bullshit syndrome. Finally, a strategy for dealing with that one friend who’s always spinning bullshit tales about how much he can bench press, the number of beers he can handle, or how many women he’s slept with… you get the picture.
If you’re a new dad and don’t quite have that fancy dad bod yet, no worries, in due time it will come in. But in the mean-time you may want to consider supplementing with dad bag fanny pack that’s made to look like you have a hairy gut sticking out of your shirt when in reality it’s just a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.
In the fast-paced world we live in, where every second counts, it’s no surprise that even seemingly mundane activities like taking a dump can have a significant impact on productivity and the global economy. Slow pooping is robbing humanity of workplace efficiency and future prosperity. That’s where toilet timer comes to the rescue.
Does your significant other always tells you they want nothing for their birthday? Do you find yourself feeling frustrated and aimless when shopping for the perfect gift for them? End your misery with the box of nothing – the perfect gift for anyone who always says they don’t want anything! This box is filled to the brim with empty air that’s put on a fluffy bed of white cotton filling – a really sincere, thoughtful present.
Show your significant other how much you love her by giving her the rubber chicken purse! It will prove that you really care about her and also have an amazing sense of fashion, plus you’ll show her how great your are with your finances as you will save so much money not buying her a Versace or a Louis Vuitton purse.
Loafing around will take on a whole new meaning once you spend a day vegging around your home in bread slippers. These funny slippers are styled like two light and fluffy loafs of bread that look like they just came out of the oven. Picture this: you wake up in the morning, stretch your arms, slip your feet into the warm embrace of freshly baked bread, and go to the kitchen to make a fresh cup of coffee. No more uncomfortable shoes, the future of fashion and comfort are these gluten-intolerant bread slippers! It’s not just a fashion statement, it’s a lifestyle choice. Once you turn your feet into loaves of bread, there’s no going back.
