Funny Products

Crocs are truly a mystery, aren’t they? Everyone hates them, but they all secretly own a pair. They really do make a pair of Crocs for everyone these days. And if you can’t find the ones you like, you can make your very own unique pair with Croc accessories. Even if you’re a die-hard cowboy/cowgirl, and haven’t found that perfect set of crocs yet, that’s about to change. Let us introduce you to the cowboy boot Crocs! Sure, regular Crocs you can slip right on in an instant, but the question you need to ask yourself is, do they protect against rattle snake bites? The answer is clearly no, unless you own a pair of these fabulous bad boys.

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With their distinctive holes and awkward form, Croc shoes are a fashion disaster; they appear to have been made from scraps of shower mats. One can only wonder why these are so popular; it seems as though people have lost their minds and the sense of fashion. Unfortunately, Crocs are selling like hotcakes, which makes us wonder what’s going on in the world. Are they really that comfortable? Or do they possess a covert cult-like following? Who knows, but all we can say is that Crocs are a testament that the world is a strange place. Scroll down to see our top 10 choices for Croc accessories that you can plug in those holes so your dignity doesn’t leak out!

Wearing Crocs already makes you a style king or high fashion queen, however what if there was a way to make them just a little spicier? This design allows the rear spoiler to clip into the heel strap and you’ll be flying past your friends with such aerodynamics that you’ll be a speed demon. The rumor has it that a rear spoiler adds extra 50 mph to your walking speed.

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There was a man somewhere who had the world’s smallest feet, but loved the ugly Crocs design so much, that he opened a factory to produce Mini-Crocs. Others found his idea amusing and started to put Mini-Crocs on Crocs, so they could wear Crocs while wearing Crocs. That’s probably the origin story of Mini-Crocs.

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The poop industry is clearly booming, with things like the poop knife becoming so popular, it was only a matter of time that the poop market leaked into the tea market. Now, here we are introducing the pooping butt tea infuser that might be a great gift for someone who has a juvenile sense of humor.

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Having a good relationship with the crazy cat lady in your life is crucial. Trust me, you don’t want to end up on her bad side. Make sure to keep her happy by showering her with gifts! And remember, when it comes to the crazy cat lady, it’s always better to give than receive.

Cat butt tissue holder? What a brilliant idea! We have all seen regular boring tissue holders, but this time it’s the cat’s turn to hold the terrible burden of storing tissues in its rectal area. Lovely gift for someone who adores cats.

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Embroidery is not just for grandmas anymore! With the rise of the “stitch and bitch” movement, even the coolest and most hip people are getting in on the fun. From sassy sayings stitched on denim jackets to irony-laden samplers hanging on trendy apartment walls, embroidery is the new black. Scroll down to see the 20 funniest embroideries we could find!

“I may not be perfect, but I’m also not trying to be. In fact, I’m so proud of my imperfections that I made an embroidery to celebrate them! It’s a beautiful piece of art. It’s like a badge of honor, showcasing my unique brand of imperfection. I even hung it up in my living room, so everyone who comes over can see it.” Sounds like you?

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The couch is where the heart is for some people. It’s warm, it’s comfy, the TV is nearby. They may even have a mini-fridge next to it! Those people are called couch potatoes, because they have completely mastered the art of laziness, and we have 20 funny gifts to support their life choice.

Immortalize your captivating social interactions by maintaining a record of all the notable individuals who have sat next to you with a couch guest book. Now, your guests can leave more than just a butt impression on the cushion.

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If you’re still using a bland and boring shower curtain, it’s time to level up and join the ranks of the funny shower curtain elite. Not only will it give your bathroom the comedic touch it’s been missing, but it will also make your showering experience a whole lot more enjoyable. Scroll down to see our 20 funniest picks!

Being extremely sexy is not just a physical attribute, it’s a way of life. You’re the one people notice when you walk into a room and you’re the one they can’t stop thinking about when you leave. You’re the one who makes hearts race and knees weak. Finally, a proper definition! Hot shower is just like a regular shower, but with me in it.

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You have probably asked yourself at some stage of your life: what would Jesus look like if he were a transformer? What if, when up on the cross, rather than accepting his fate and dying for our sins, Jesus had instead refused to do his father’s bidding and instead used the final dregs of his divinity to instead change into a giant robot and release murderous mechanical vengeance on the assembled Roman forces? Well, thanks to Jesus Mecha Christ, you can play out that very scenario in the privacy of your own home.

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Whether your best friend family is moving into a new home or a family member is moving into their first apartment, bringing a thoughtful gift to the housewarming party is a nice gesture. Of course, you want to get something more fun than a boring toaster. Scroll down to see our list of 20 funny housewarming gift ideas that will be a big hit at your next housewarming party.

If you’ve just bought a new home, you probably don’t yet have a drawer that’s filled with endless crap that you’ll never use, but the one time you actually do need something in it you’ll never be able to find it. Well, there’s now a starter pack to get you going! It’s called the junk drawer starter kit, and it contains all of the essential crap that every junk drawer must have.

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Each Valentine’s Day, you have two choices: you can take the romantic approach, or you can head straight for the funny bone and make them laugh. If the second approach sounds good to you, scroll down to check out 20 funny Valentine’s Day cards guaranteed to get you laid!

I hate you the least might not sound like the most romantic phrase in the world, but in some relationships, it’s the highest compliment you can give. Think about it, if you truly hate someone, you don’t want to spend any time with them. But if you tell your significant other “I hate you the least,” it means that out of all the people in the world, they’re the one you can tolerate the most.

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Why settle for a boring coffee mug when you can start your day with a laugh? A funny coffee mug is a great conversation starter! Imagine the look on your co-worker’s face when they see you sipping from a mug that says “You have just been poisoned” or “I am a ray of f***ing sunshine”. Scroll down to check out our top picks for the “Funniest coffee mug of all time” award!

Are you a freak in the sheets? Well now you could be a freak in the Excel sheets with this coffee mug. Would also be a great gift for the accountant with a sense of humor. Do accountants with a sense of humor even exist? We are not sure…

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Ladies and gentlemen, forget about those ancient toilet paper rolls. The new hot item in town is the toilet paper mittens called Shittens! Now you can wipe your behind in style without the unbearable struggle to hold a piece of toilet paper. This is the ultimate bathroom accessory. Don’t be the last one on your block to upgrade to the toilet paper mittens! This should be a top priority right up there with wearing sunscreen and planning for retirement.

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Don’t let those fluffy fur coats and adorable meows fool you, folks. Deep down inside, every cat is just a ferocious lion waiting to be unleashed. Just try to take away their catnip or not give them their daily dose of belly rubs and you’ll see what we mean. They may seem like cute little house pets, but they’re secretly plotting to take over the world and and dreaming to become an apex predator to enslave us all. With this sling bag you can make you cat’s dream come true without risking your life.

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Attention all car owners! Are you tired of your blinkers behaving erratically? Do they refuse to turn off, even when you’ve safely made a lane change? Do they only work when they feel like it? If so, it might be time to check your blinker fluid levels. That’s right – just like your engine needs oil and your brakes need brake fluid, your blinkers require a special fluid to function properly. And the good news is, it’s never been easier to get your hands on this mysterious substance. In this day and age it can easily be purchased on Amazon. But don’t be fooled by imitators – not all blinker fluids are created equal. You want to make sure you’re getting the real deal, so be sure to look for the “Max Strength” stamp of quality.

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