Childfree Reddit is an online community that brings together people who have deliberately chosen not to have kids and are not afraid to list all the funny reasons behind their decision. One of the Childfree community members even opened a Childfree store on Etsy to make a business out of their collective dislike of the idea of having kids. You can get all kinds of merch there. Anyways… Scroll down to check out the funniest reasons of never becoming a parent!
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Reassuring to believe these self absorbed sociopaths won’t reproduce.
Disheartening to know these self-righteous belligerents will.
KIDS ARE FUN!1!! Do do do do do do!
And people with kids always complain about them, THATS what I call self absorbed sociopaths!🤦♀️
‘cos the world ain’t stuffed full with too many people already?
I have a problem with clueless parents of obnoxious children. I see too much of that. Visit any Walmart, Costco, BJ’s, Target, etc.
The future belongs to those who turn up.
I’d like to see what they think when they are sixty five.
Nearly all of these are great! It’s hard to choose the best, but I’d pick the one by Daniel Kerwood.
I realized that I cut the right people out of my social circle when someone told me that they were going to a gender reveal party and I thought it was an LBGTQ thing like a party to celebrate someones coming out.
I’m right there high-fiving all of them. Frickin’ hate those womb maggots.
I was in a funeral the other day and when the priest asked if anyone had something to say, I could hardly hear the vegans because the children-free people were so damn loud.
The paraphrase the Bard, “the ladies doth protest too much.”
I think it is totally OK and normal to not want kids. (Every parent does from time to time.) But it is not OK to compare children to animals of any kind (dogs and maggots were mentioned here…).
They are innocent human beings with their own dignity and don’t deserve this.
just like having kids, not having kids is hereditary. so far, ppl having kids are winning.
@Shoo Lee, this is a website filled with lefties. They are known to despise kids.