13 thoughts on “Cows Licking Everyone”

  1. Almost as if they should have a term for how your hair has an uncombable spiral pattern, like a cowlick. What should they call it?

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  2. FUN FACT!!!!!1!!!11!1 Cows actually show affection by licking! Cows are intelligent, emotional, and affectionate creatures who form strong social bonds within their herd and with humans, they show their affection with cute and friendly behavior much like a dog would, for example by following you around, licking you, and letting you pet them!!!

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  3. I’ve been reading these posts for over two years now. This is officially my favorite one.

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  4. Those people look so happy to be licked by the adorable cows. Then they went out for hamburgers.

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  5. FUN FACT!!!!!1!!!11!1 Cows actually show affection by licking! Cows are intelligent, emotional, and affectionate creatures who form strong social bonds within their herd and with humans, they show their affection with cute and friendly behavior much like a dog would, for example by following you around, licking you, and letting you pet them!!!

    And they’re tasty too!

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  6. if a cow like d me I wouls not sbe happy like some of the other people!!!! /!!!! I would eatthe cow because it like dne that is not acceptable vegajabf for cow they dhold not me encoroussx. disgusting

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  7. Have you ever been licked by a sandpaper tongue
    A tongue that is purple, pink and very long
    That comes from a face with gorgeous dark eyes
    With lashes that flutter and seem to hypnotise.
    All I ever wanted was one lick from her tongue.
    Because I knew when I got it that I would belong.
    It was a seal of approval I was part of the herd
    I think they accepted their milk would still curd.
    She wore one yellow earing that read number 28
    To most just a cow but to me she was my date.

    George Pritchard 9/1/23 Allpoetry.con

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