You may think that you’re not delicious, but cows tend to disagree. They will lick you mercilessly. And your dog too. And cat. Consider yourself warned.
You may think that you’re not delicious, but cows tend to disagree. They will lick you mercilessly. And your dog too. And cat. Consider yourself warned.
Almost as if they should have a term for how your hair has an uncombable spiral pattern, like a cowlick. What should they call it?
FUN FACT!!!!!1!!!11!1 Cows actually show affection by licking! Cows are intelligent, emotional, and affectionate creatures who form strong social bonds within their herd and with humans, they show their affection with cute and friendly behavior much like a dog would, for example by following you around, licking you, and letting you pet them!!!
I’ve been reading these posts for over two years now. This is officially my favorite one.
Love these cows! Keep on licking!
Those people look so happy to be licked by the adorable cows. Then they went out for hamburgers.
Is that last one Dr. Brenda?
FUN FACT!!!!!1!!!11!1 Cows actually show affection by licking! Cows are intelligent, emotional, and affectionate creatures who form strong social bonds within their herd and with humans, they show their affection with cute and friendly behavior much like a dog would, for example by following you around, licking you, and letting you pet them!!!
And they’re tasty too!
I would love that I wish I could live on a farm
lol, cows love to lick. the cats looked really uncomfortible
if a cow like d me I wouls not sbe happy like some of the other people!!!! /!!!! I would eatthe cow because it like dne that is not acceptable vegajabf for cow they dhold not me encoroussx. disgusting
Cows are cute end of story
Have you ever been licked by a sandpaper tongue
A tongue that is purple, pink and very long
That comes from a face with gorgeous dark eyes
With lashes that flutter and seem to hypnotise.
All I ever wanted was one lick from her tongue.
Because I knew when I got it that I would belong.
It was a seal of approval I was part of the herd
I think they accepted their milk would still curd.
She wore one yellow earing that read number 28
To most just a cow but to me she was my date.
George Pritchard 9/1/23 Allpoetry.con
Nice now I’m going to be vegan good job cows 😅