Crocodile Socks: Comfort Meets Apex Predator Energy

When the snow falls and the cold wind blows, you’ll need a cozy and comfortable friend to keep you warm… while he’s simultaneously eating your legs. The details are so realistic that your dog won’t stop barking at your feet. Your neighbor’s kids will think that you’re an exotic zookeeper. And the best part? Wearing these crocodile socks means you have effectively reduced the number of unwanted conversations at the grocery store. People won’t know if you’re quirky, dangerous, or both. Mission accomplished.

Crocodile socks.

Crocodile socks.

Crocodile socks.

Crocodile socks.

Crocodile socks.

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2 thoughts on “Crocodile Socks: Comfort Meets Apex Predator Energy”

  1. I’m waiting for Revenge Of the Hamsters socks. 10. One anatomically designed for each toe.

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