Australian company Bowden’s Own has invented a Crotch Cannon that allows you to wash your car in “a more natural way” without using your hands at all. The car shampoo bottle is secured on the back to give weight balance, lowering your chance of fatigue during use. The company claims that performing longer or multiple car washes in a row will “only increase your foaming pleasure”. The product costs $149.99 and is currently sold out. If you wish to buy it, you should keep an eye on their site for updates.
Remarkable.
Humorously useless.
If this helps some to channel their libidinal energy into cleaning their car, instead of projecting it onto others, then this is of public utility.
I can see how you’d control side to side motion, but what about up and dow… Ohhhh!
Nice.
$150? Dude! It’s a garden nozzle held onto a deep sea fishing belt with a radiator clamp. Fun’s fun, but don’t be greedy.
It’s sold out at $150??? Maybe at $2, but geez!
Happy womens liberation day!
And there’s somebody out there getting paid for coming up with these
Still funny tho
an absolute must for those big wheeled black smokin pickup truck owners