You probably enjoy terrible dad jokes, but how dad are you really? No more guessing and wondering! Take this quiz and face the truth! Each checked box gives you 1 point. Let us know in the comments how many points out of 20 you got!
You probably enjoy terrible dad jokes, but how dad are you really? No more guessing and wondering! Take this quiz and face the truth! Each checked box gives you 1 point. Let us know in the comments how many points out of 20 you got!
“Did you order this weather?”
20
I hadn’t heard the “rock and roll” one. The usual was, “Let’s get this show on the road” or “We’re off like a herd of turtles” or maybe “a ruptured duck”.
During the occasional bad times in marriage, I’ve been tempted to doctor the wifi detector to read “wife”.
Well. I am very dad.
19/20
Dad of 4
7/20
I’m a Dad. Why did we need the comments in the parenthesis?
“Look, deer!” no longer gets a comment. But my “Look, a badger!” seems to have my family convinced I’m on ayahuasca. It’s probably because they don’t believe that forest creatures can wear vests.
Other than that, it’s 19 for 19.