Introducing the latest sensation in the dairy world: dolphin milk in a can! This delicious new product will have you flipping your fins with excitement. You may be wondering – where does dolphin milk even come from? Company Beersy has employed a team of highly skilled dolphin milkers (who are also fluent in dolphin language) to gather the freshest and most nutritious milk straight from dolphin tits and packed it in an aluminium can for you to enjoy.
Now, you may be thinking, “But isn’t dolphin milk supposed to be only for baby dolphins?” We drink cow milk, and that’s supposed to be only for cow babies, right? Dolphin milk is packed with essential nutrients you need to fuel your day, plus the added bonus of a salty aquatic flavor that will transport you to the depths of the ocean. Dolphin milk is actually a great product for making dolphin cheese, because you don’t have to add extra salt.
But don’t just take our word for it – here are some glowing reviews from satisfied customers: “I was skeptical at first, but this stuff is the real deal. Plus, it pairs great with my fish tacos.”, “Told this girl I could get her some dolphin milk if she gave me her number. Now we’re married.”, “I tried dolphin milk and now I’m convinced that everything tastes better when it’s been swimming in the ocean for a while.”
All jokes aside, it’s not actually a real product. It’s just a silicone sleeve for your beer can that serves as a fun conversation starter and helps to keep your beer cold. It fits nearly all beer cans, except the skinny ones. You can get it on Beersy website for around $13
“That ain’t ‘milk.'”
What do dolphins use to wash themselves?
Multi-Porpoise Cleaner.