Existential Crisis Duck Night Light

It was, in all regards, an average day in duck’s average life when he suddenly asked himself: “Who am I?” Since then, he has given a lot of thought to the purpose of life, wondering if a duck can do something more than just quack and stuff its face with breadcrumbs. Is that’s all there is to life? It’s a feeling many of us can relate to, and it’s probably an origin story behind existential crisis duck night light. It’s a funny lamp with a silicone body which feels soft to the touch and gives out a warm glow which will turn off automatically after 30 minutes so you can drift off peacefully.

Existential crisis duck night light.

This duck can actually become your loyal companion. Thanks to its wireless design you can take this lamp follow you everywhere you go. Just make sure to turn the duck’s butt away from you, so you don’t have to watch at the X that marks its’ butthole. It may be too distracting and interfere with your ability to fall asleep.

Existential crisis duck night light.

Are you currently going to through an existential crisis yourself? If so, please let us know in the comment section below, and don’t forget to mention what triggered it.

Existential crisis duck night light.

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26 thoughts on “Existential Crisis Duck Night Light”

  1. Love it, but watch out if you are Canadian. $40.30 by the time delivery is added. But I love it.

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  2. Mine was triggered through some Trauma and then everything just kinda started syncing in place like several gears in a clock that have been dormant for a life time. Those gearz, were wound, properly oiled, and awakened. Sure has been a ride. Everyone enjoy this 🍂 season!

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  3. I’m writing a new Beat Classic that will make very sort of famous. It’s all about my many train trips between Portland and Seattle without a Duck. Fascinating reading he thinks

  4. I’ve always had depression. But now it’s cancer. That definitely causes an existential crisis. The duck it hilarious, gave me a laugh. 😂👍

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  5. Every snowflake liberal in the US will want one of these.
    “Please coddle me and hold my hand. I don’t know how to face reality.”
    TRUMP! MAGA!! USA!!!

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