We all experience certain everyday situations; at the store, in the office, on a bus. There are hundreds of small, mundane occasions when we all pretty much think and feel the same way, we just don’t realize it. Featured below are some of the funniest examples.
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I always see “do not operate heavy machinery” as a dare.
So many are so me!
When I’m in a car and eating a bag of chips and a police car rolls up beside me at a stop and I put my hands down and hide the chips. Still doing that from my early twenties when pot was illegal and smoking one in the car with friends. Someone always on po po patrol
Ow wow, so other people do the same crap I do… pretty reassuring !
Wondering what a young person considers, when he/she sits in the Seniors/Disabled seats on buses or rapid transit
Even if I have a watch, I always use my phone to check the time
I turn the radio down when I’m not sure where I am.
Lean closer to the windshield when driving and it’s foggy af outside
I’m still laughing at some of them I started around the underwear packing and couldn’t breathe by the time I got to the end. I am almost every one of these!
“When you google the lyrics and realise you’ve been singing nonsense for 6 months…”
… and so has the original artist …
The struggle, when I need to make a bowel movement, but I can’t find anything interesting in my email, or the entire internet – should I attempt to facetime the irs?
Go downstairs… can’t remember why … back upstairs… now I remember…. back downstairs… can’t remember why … upstairs again … now I remember .. repeat
When I see a sign that says “END CONSTRUCTION”, for some reason, I hear it as a rallying cry… What do we want? To END CONSTRUCTION!! When do we want it? NOW! lol
But I don’t WANT to reset my password. I want you to tell me what my password is!
When you don’t want to shop at Wal Mart because you think someone you know will see you entering or exiting!
“To change password, enter old password”
That time you laugh so hard you pee yourself . . .
When I go to the grocery store and pay my items, I miss it when the cashier ask “paper or plastic”? Now they ask “do you have a bag”?
I have done so much online shopping (because really, I never leave my house) I have my credit card number and CVV number memorized.
When I’m going to check something on my phone and then something else comes up so I am checking something else and then I forget what I’m originally checking for.
I try to turn up the volume in the car so I can hear what my friend in the passenger seat’s saying.
When I walk the dog and forget a poop bag and pretend I don’t see her pooping (and mentally vow to come back and clean it up).
When I am driving and see a police car… I always hold my tummy in and sit up straight!
If I were in church sitting next to Billy Joel and he is singing hymns, do I have to pay him?
Where do grays go in the washing machine?
When you got to the toilet without a phone, it’s 5 minutes and your out.
When you go to the toilet with your phone and by the time you come out, it’s the year 2045!!
When your House Keys and Car Keys are on the same key chain ring, you lock the door, start the car, then realize you forgot something in the house and either have to struggle forever with getting the house key off the ring, or shut the car completely back off and just take all the keys, done that a few times.
Flipping through tv channels and all the sudden there are 3 different tv shows/movies on at the same time and you get so frustrated because you cant decide on which one you want to watch. Wth…
We’ll soon be not only wishing for a bag at the grocery store but we’ll all be wishing for a fork or spoon to eat with instead of our fingers because they’ve banned those too (VT) along with everything else necessary for a quick meal when on the go. eating and drinking are about to become very messy indeed
When you turn your radio down because you’re looking for an exit sign
the underwear thing. too true. and no, I have never shat myself.
I hate self-checkouts. They make me feel like I have stolen something
Wonders why children, spouses, pets… well, pretty much everything… goes slow when you want it to go fast and goes fast when you want it to go slow.
underwear, no. socks, yes.