Sure, we could use the power of artificial intelligence to solve climate change or find a cure for cancer, but redditor AdAstraAtreyu has decided that creating fake Apple products is an even better choice. Totally reasonable and affordable prices next to the products is a nice touch. At least 4 of these will become a reality eventually, you can bet on it.
“Honey we have to get the new iShit. It’s only $11,000.”
I would get the time machine but alas, no Windows.
What about…
– Iwindows
– Ipresident
– Ipuppy
Heck, the Apple fridge is cheap. However, it has a proprietary plug so you’ll need to replace your wall socket.
But you just know that people would queue overnight to get hold of an iSwat.
Add a zero to all prices and that would be credible :)
Steve Jobs would go ballistic if he saw the chasm of creativity that Apple now is. They were the home of wow-factor innovation for a generation, only to settle for endless iPhone modifications (Now it’s big! Now it’s small! Now it has three cameras! Now has five!) and a depletion of its computer business. Cook is a useless coattail jockey.
Enjoy your iCrap, folks.
Meh…useless drivel.
Apple bottom jeans
What Anonymous wrote about Steve Jobs is true ….
Apple was cool, now it’s only the fancy schmanzy shopping brand.
In the past the MacBook Pro and the MacPro were top notch in terms of functionality and performance, while being pricy but still acceptably more pricey for the extras you received. Like the aluminium body when all competition offered plastic… Or the matte screen that was good enough for professional graphic design.
Now…. It’s just expensive crap. By switching to ARM, even though Jobs initiated the switch from power pc to intel, the mac systems now can’t run windows anymore on a second partition….
Instead they cost like tenfold now in comparison to their actual performance.
The MacPro, once starting at like 2500$ now starts at 8000$. Looking at its performance, you can get an alienware tower with more than twice the performance for less than half that price.
And don’t get started at repairability….
In other words. Don’t be a dumbass and buy apple products.
If your Apple Orange tastes funny, you’re obviously holding it wrong.
Huh. No new posts for a week now? Is our Sad and Useless host sick?
An Apple Refridgerator for only $599? A GE Monogran fridge will set you back about $10,000.
Authors were sued for this shitty content?
Yabba Dabba don’t!!
No new content? Mr Richard Pooson may be right. Sad and useless owners may be now in jail ;)
I said Yabba Dabba Don’t!!!
Probably Sad & Useless was acquired for 1B$ by Apple Inc., that’s why they stopped posting!
Please come back!!!
Yes, come back! We need you urgently.
and the apple grandpa blocked the page for good
Why is the Time Machine cheaper than the car, hover thing, and robot?!