FartVac Vacuum Fart Filter Sucks Up Farts Before They Escape And Embarrass You

There’s nothing worse than smelling when someone passes gas. Some extremely mean farts can even end a marriage. Are you supposed to hold your farts for the rest of your life? You don’t have to anymore if you have a FartVac!

It’s essentially a vaccum that gets attached to your butt (but not inside), and it will suck-up and filter and farts that come out. Thus making the air around you breathable yet again. This way you can live your normal life without having to worry about a cloud of smelly farts surrounding you.

How does the FartVac work? Inside it is a high-quality carbon filter. This is the kind of filter that’s used in airplanes and cars to prevent smells. As your gas travels through the filter, the scent is eliminated. The result? Clean air that you can breathe. There’s a hand pump that comes with the FartVac. After farting, just give it a few pumps and the smell will completely go away.

This is the first-of-its-kind product. Many people have tested it and the decision is the same – fart filtration is a future technology! It seems like such an easy solution to a major problem. Since the tube doesn’t go into your butt, there’s no discomfort when you use it. You can fart loud and proud when you have this device!

There’s another lane of people who might be interested in this product. If you want to weaponize your farts, then a slight modification can turn the FartVac into a fart cannon. Carefully remove the carbon filter and put it to the side. Now, you can direct and pump your farts towards someone. Maybe not the most humane thing to do to a friend or family member, but who are we to judge?

You may be wondering if this is a fake prank box like we’ve featured before, and not an actual real product… But we assure you, this one’s real and you can actually buy it on Amazon, though most likely meant to be a gag gift and probably never actually used.