Some people need to learn to mind their own business instead of putting their noses into other people’s affairs… or they might get shut down with a clever comeback.
10 thoughts on “Women Share Their Funny Comebacks To Unsolicited Pregnancy And Parenting Advice”
Hilarious! I wish I could think that fast!
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You can’t beat a swift riposte
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I guess the “moms” asking others if they are doctors are themselves doctors?
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What’s “empire waist dresses”?
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@Anonymous- The type of dresses Jane Austen characters wear in period dramas.
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An Empire waist dress has the waistline almost directly under the breasts and is otherwise loose down to the ankles or just above. The fashion was to make it in thin muslin or such and even to wet the fabric to show off the figure.
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Strangers shouldn’t annoy pregnant women.
But pregnant women also still should avoid coffee and even more avoid alcohol……
There’s wrongdoing and misbehavior in every single post
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@Mimimi, I don’t think you have any more business judging the moms’ behavior than the nosy strangers do. There is no such thing as an absolute rule in health care regarding alcohol, caffeine or any other drug. People just love jumping on bandwagons without thinking twice.
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A coworker asked me once what I did for exercises when I went to the gym every morning. Among other things, I mentioned ab crunches. She said, “Oh, that’s for your stomach? I just thought you were pregnant.” No. No, I was not pregnant. But, thanks.
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I have built my son a homemade Kinderwagen which allowed him to walk freely inside, even with another kid. The amount of strangers allowing themselves to rate or criticize the work, touch the wagon or even the kids inside it, taught me to never again in my life approach a stranger mother in the street unless she specifically asks for my help.
Hilarious! I wish I could think that fast!
You can’t beat a swift riposte
I guess the “moms” asking others if they are doctors are themselves doctors?
What’s “empire waist dresses”?
@Anonymous- The type of dresses Jane Austen characters wear in period dramas.
An Empire waist dress has the waistline almost directly under the breasts and is otherwise loose down to the ankles or just above. The fashion was to make it in thin muslin or such and even to wet the fabric to show off the figure.
Strangers shouldn’t annoy pregnant women.
But pregnant women also still should avoid coffee and even more avoid alcohol……
There’s wrongdoing and misbehavior in every single post
@Mimimi, I don’t think you have any more business judging the moms’ behavior than the nosy strangers do. There is no such thing as an absolute rule in health care regarding alcohol, caffeine or any other drug. People just love jumping on bandwagons without thinking twice.
A coworker asked me once what I did for exercises when I went to the gym every morning. Among other things, I mentioned ab crunches. She said, “Oh, that’s for your stomach? I just thought you were pregnant.” No. No, I was not pregnant. But, thanks.
I have built my son a homemade Kinderwagen which allowed him to walk freely inside, even with another kid. The amount of strangers allowing themselves to rate or criticize the work, touch the wagon or even the kids inside it, taught me to never again in my life approach a stranger mother in the street unless she specifically asks for my help.