Are you looking for the stupid, dumb, funny, and the most absurd things the great chairman Donald Trump have ever said? Well, you have come to the right place, because he has been an endless source of idiocy trough the years and we have plenty to share.
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The Democrats need to be VERY selective on who they choose to run each time. We need smart, young, white males to step up and get this MEATHEAD out of office!!
Im afraid Biden cant pull it off. We dont need a Hitler bastard like Trump runnning the country
be prepared people. I really think trump will be reelected. check out what this puppet is doing ,with whatever means necessary, to profit himself. it’s all easily researched. from actions benefitting putin to legislation specifically designed for big corps and wealth people to purposely stoking inflammatory behavior in his supporters. his behavior is controlled by however he profits, this country, its constitution, and its people be damned. that means youtrump supporters too. if , by some miracle, he is defeated, he still has 2 months to wreak considerable havoc. the rest of this year will be a test for the American people. stay safe
Please, democrats and republicans with common sense, vote for Biden. The whole world is looking at America who is not the global leader anymore. By voting for Biden America will be the global leader again after a while. It is a must to do so. Do not blame other countries for mistakes the president made. He did it….he is not clever… he can’t help it being dumb. He has to blame his father and mother for being on earth.
Humpty trumpy sat on the wall,
he said “tweet” and that was all.
Trump seldom misses the opportunity to shamelessly bask himself in the glory of a strong economy, the groundwork of which was largely laid in the eight years of the Obama administration.
What can be said about a life-long scam artist who lies as easily as the average person breathes? Who’s life revolves around deception, underhandedness, fraud and vengence?
A long-time friend of mine is a psychologist and psychiatrist, called on by a number of corporations to vet potential applicants for sensitive positions. He is highly regarded as an effective analyst and predictor of human behavior. His study of Trump has involved over seven years of analysis, the last three of which (During his 3 year presidency) have been particularly interesting.
Coming across as brash and arrogant to most onlookers, Trump is actually desperately insecure and seeking validation. He is in need of constant reassurance — and when it doesn’t come from others he is perfectly willing and able to heap praise on himself.
With an extensive list of scams and failures in his wake, the unprincipled and bungling Trump is now poised to bring catastrophe, literally, to millions of innocent people, in ways and in a breadth previously unimaginable.
Trump is barking at democrat gouverneurs, why not barking at republican gouverneurs?
It is about time to change name. The USA should be changed into SUSA, DUSA or RUSA
1) Some United States of America,
2) Democratic United States of America,
3) Republican United States of America.
And two presidents, one democratic and one republican.
trump never misses an opportunity to display his own stupidity, which is MONUMENTAL!
With these daily corona “ supposed briefings”, like most people I only watched to hear trumps stupidity, although his personality disorder makes it difficult. So glad I live in Canada, a functioning democracy.
“We win, and we win. We want to win, we always– we win. Sometimes we don’t want to win, so we just go to a standstill. But that’s always, that’s not the way this country works.”
–Trump on the country largely being shut down.
I read that three times, and still feel I live in an alternate universe,
At the age of four, Sylvester Stallone built his sentences better than Trump does now.
He was a hell of a movie star, trump isn’t it.
Injecting disinfectant is even better than drinking the koolaid.
Trump should try mainlining disinfectant himself and do the world a favour!
Trump:
Fake hair
Fake teeth
Fake orange
Fake wife
Fake news
Fake president
Fake income
Fake tax
Fake everything
Forgot fake income taxes, fake university
Thanks USA for having Trump as president. Cheers us up here in the UK watching your country, very good comedy
thank God I don’t live in America with that narcissistic brainless piece of some sort of life in the White House. Why do people believe his deranged waffle. God help America
Trump is just so dumb…. been laughing everyday far the last 3+years, but the comedy is starting to ear thin…. such an idiot!
It might be clear now, trump is not the leader the US wants. He can’t handle any problem. He makes a disaster of each item he wants to improve.
My goodness, his name printed on a check……like he gives money out of his own pocket to each citizan of the US, dead or alive. Split up dem and reps more with his way of controlling the gov.
Ignore dems in all sort of actions. Praise reps for simple actions. Praise criminals.
Encourage demonstrators for actions the undertake.
I wish it was November 2020 to see him voted out by the brilliant part of the US. Dems and Reps.
Is the U.S. Constitution – Amendment 25 an option?
Elect a clown get a circus
Trump isn’t destroying the Republican Party he is simply revealing it
Stupidity
When you make less than $250,000 a year and vote Republican. You’re voting AGAINST yourself. Ultimate Stupidity
I always thought the rest of the world at one time had some respect for America and its President and its Democracy. It’s a sad picture now as the rest of the world looks at a self centred leader who appears to be destroying a country and refuses to take any responsibility and is expert at diverting attention from the stark reality of a pandemic and his own inadequacies. How can anybody deal with a sociopathic maniac who seems to be living in some alternate universe?
Yes, now it is clear, better having a raper as president, like Biden, than trump who is a disaster.
Emergency duct tape.
Trademark: “Shut the trump up”.
Go to the circ-US, listen to the clown and do not inject lysol.
Really ! They shoot J.F.K. but this guy doesn’t get so much as a paper cut. Stop shooting up schools and aim at this retard. Please somebody do the country a big favor !
Mister President, when you tell FAKE news, we have to write down FAKE news.
Mister president……..bullshit………Fake news.
Mister President, do not lie to us.
Mister President,….. go home.
Some answers of reporters they might remark.
Dear Donald,
Let me take care of your broken heart
and show you how to fly.
Let me hold you gently by the hand
and kiss you for ever goodbye.
Thanks trump for the laughter. Hopefully he gets reelected there must be a second part.
Trump’s neither politician, nor magician.
Trump has failed as a president, he set the world back in its battle against climate change, he set back societies attempts to be more socially egalatarian with his racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, general discrimination, he weakened the medical comunity by ensuring lax regulations, he has done everything he could to profit form the united states, and wants to benefit the one percent and the cost of everyone else, he wasted billions on his useless and hateful wall, now, his bullshit claims about potential cures for covid 19 have led people to poison themselve, he herelds unproven medicines as a cure, leading to accidental overdoses because popel trust him, and more recently h suggested that BLEACH AND CLEANING PRODUCT would cure covid 19 if they were injected into the human body, not realizing that ingestion of such items would lead to death, he spreads fake news at every turn, and seeks to destroy his criticizers by accusing them of lying, and worse, he’s a rapist, having sexually assaulted a few woman prior to his president, damn this man, he has done nothing but hurt the United States
So Trump opens schools and other vulnerable people against cdc guidelines, stops funding the who and wants to take away your healthcare during the height of your pandemic!
Gutless Republicans are so removed from average people, you either need another civil war or a third political party to remove this dangerous killer.
The man is insane, whatever he does or wants are lunatic ideas. He cannot be president of the United States. Article 25 is the solution. Come on Nancy…..You have balls, remove McConnel and trump. It will help The United States. (Supreme Court of the United States contains too many republican mind setters, this is McConnell’s idea and not trump’s. McConnell is just as dangerous)
Jeez everybody u dont need to share that much of your opinion and plus not all republicans are bad trump just is a bad example so dont go blamin everybody And pls shorten you coments takes ssssssooooo ling to read!
Sorry, I meant republican leaders,
to summarize:
if you vote for authoritarians don’t expect to attain a functioning democracy.
I wish I were an American.
IDIOT-IN-CHIEF!
trumpty-dumty sat on a wall then he drank six beers and had a great fall!!
Humpty trumpy sat on his wall,
Said,been around, beneath it all, I am still a neanderthal.
Make America great again. More like make Trump great again. Got to be the biggest egotistical, self centred idiot ever. Living in Canada and watching American news is like watching the most stupidest reality show , only its not a tv show. I feel sorry for the American public. Hate to say it but he’ll likely be re-elected. I mean George W got a second term. Wake up you blind Americans and take your country back. Sheesh !
Trump will soon die, taking his malaria medications and having a heart disease and vascular problems…..United States of America will be great again….and “No pain, no gain” God bless You America…
When you vote for Trump, you ain’t black.
When you vote for Biden, you ain’t white.
When you vote for Sanders, you ain’t grey.
Donald scump is the name
Trump needs to be in a nursing home he has dementia
Butch BC Canada. Dumb describes a person who can’t speak. Trump never shuts up, and only speaks nonsense. i think the word to describe Trump, is STUPID, along with all the people that side with him. I don’t think these folks are capable of rational thought.
This stupid guy is less intelligent than a COCKROACH,but more venomous.Almost everything He says is a lie a lie so stupid that it can be outed in one minute.HE MUST GO,I HOPE HE LANDS IN PRISON SOON. HE SHOULD BE THE PRESIDENT OF A JUNKYARD
Lock him up, he earns it.
Dumbest individual in the world.
How is he still in charge of our country!