The Dumbest Donald Trump Quotes: Remembering The Stable Genius

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Are you looking for the stupid, dumb, funny, and the most absurd things the great chairman Donald Trump have ever said? Well, you have come to the right place, because he has been an endless source of idiocy trough the years and we have plenty to share.

"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."

"I went to the Wharton School of Business... I'm, like, a really smart person."

"It has not been easy for me. And, you know, I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."

"...she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

"it really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass."

"It's freezing and snowing in New York - we need global warming!"

"A person who is very flat-chested is very hard to be a 10."

"They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

"I'm not a big fan of the email stuff."

"I look very much forward to showing my financials, because they are huge."

"Why are we having all these people from shithole countries coming here?"

On breastfeeding mothers: "You are disgusting."

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

"If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?"

"All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

"My wife says I'm the biggest star in the world. But she might just be saying that because she's intelligent."

"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."

"The worst thing a man can do is go bald. Never let yourself go bald."

"I think I am actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand."

"Apologizing is a great thing but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize sometime hopefully in the distant future if I'm ever wrong."

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279 thoughts on “The Dumbest Donald Trump Quotes: Remembering The Stable Genius”

  3. When putin has a vaccin, it will be great for trump and therefor he will win the elections, which is a disaster.

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  4. Ladies and gentlemen may I introduce you the new president of the United States……Kamala Harris, as soon as Joe retires.

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  5. The Flintstones in the White house.
    Starring: Betty as Dr. Fauci, Wilma as Melania, Pebbles as Horse face and Donald Trump as Fred Flintstone. One big show.

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  8. “I tested very positively in another sense this morning, I tested positively toward negative, right? I tested perfectly this morning. Meaning I tested negative. But that’s a way of saying it: positively toward the negative.”
    Donald J Trump

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  9. “I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the $U$$Y. You can do anything.”
    Donald J Trump

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  10. “You turn on the faucet and you don’t get any water. They take a shower and water comes dripping out. Just dripping out, very quietly dripping out, people are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once.”
    Donald J Trump

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  11. “I do try, I always want to tell the truth. When I can, I try to tell the truth.”
    Donald J Trump

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  12. “I’m going to be working for you. I’m not going to have time to go play golf.”Donald J Trump

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  14. “I was with the president of Finland and he said: ‘We have, much different, we are a forest nation.’ He called it a forest nation. And they spend a lot of time on raking and cleaning and doing things, and they don’t have any problem.”
    Donald J Trump

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  15. “Hillary wanted to put up wind. Wind! If you have a windmill anywhere near your house, congratulations, your house just went down 75 percent in value. And they say the noise causes cancer. You tell me that one, okay? And of course, it’s like a graveyard for birds. If you love birds, you’d never want to walk under a windmill.”
    Donald J Trump

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  16. “I got it. I got it. Why don’t we nuke them? They start forming off the coast of Africa, as they’re moving across the Atlantic, we drop a bomb inside the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. Why can’t we do that?” Donald J Trump

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  17. “I go down (White House bunker), I’ve gone down two or three times – all for inspection – and you go there, some day you may need it. I went down. I looked at it. It was during the day, it was not a problem.” Donald J Trump

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  18. “Hopefully George (Floyd) is looking down right now and saying, this is a great thing that’s happening for our country. This is a great day for him. It’s a great day for everybody. This is a great day for everybody. This is a great great day in terms of equality. It’s really what our Constitution requires, and it’s what our country is all about.” Donald J Trump

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  21. “president putin was extremely strong and powerful in his denial today”
    Donald J Trump

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  22. “And then they have cans of soup. Soup. And they throw the cans of soup. That’s better than a brick because you can’t throw a brick; it’s too heavy. But a can of soup, you can really put some power into that, right?”
    And then, when they get caught, they say, ‘No, this is soup for my family.’ They’re so innocent. ‘This is soup for my family.’ It’s incredible.
    And you have people coming over with bags of soup — big bags of soup. And they lay it on the ground, and the anarchists take it and they start throwing it at our cops, at our police.
    And if it hits you, that’s worse than a brick because that’s got force. It’s the perfect size. It’s, like, made perfect.”

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  23. cans of soup? nice and sarcastic. Stupid Trump……..tomato soup, nice and orange,is it not ,Trump? Orange……..sarcastic.

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  24. humpty trumty had a great fall –fell off his truly beautiful wall –your’e fried he said and fell into his bunker –with all his spin artists and all his yes men –but no one had read the latest report– so they couldn’t put humpty trumpty back together, ever again.

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  25. I’d like to send him to russia with his whole gang. He’s still killing Americans.. 3000 a day in December, won’t that be jolly :(

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  28. When asked about COVID-19 and the lack of response: “I don’t take responsibility for anything”.

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  29. Of course, no country is completely perfect, but as a global citizen, I do feel sorry for you to have to keep up with this…..I don’t kwow a name for ‘it’…..

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  30. Remember when he drew a black line on the weather map and then pointed at it to prove he was right about the path of the hurricane…? go ahead and tell me he’s not an a__hole, he’s probably the biggest a__hole ever, in history, by far..

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  35. MAGA………
    Make Azia Great Again.
    Make Africa Great Again.
    Make Arabia Great Again.
    Make Artica great Again.
    Make Antartica Great Again.
    Make Australia Great Again.
    Make Acanada Great Again.
    Don’t Make Trump Great Again.

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  37. Too bad Biden cannot form a sentence, and can be Molded by his constituents like Play-Doh!!
    TRUMP 2020!!!!

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  41. how can americans think this idiot is fit to be president. thecworld laughs at the idiot. are all americans bloody stupid. hes not great he is an absolute f,,,wit

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  46. Last day to go. We ‘ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know how……….See you in HELL Mister President.

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  48. USA! Listen up…. You are the laughing stock of the world due to you electing an apology for a human being who keeps making America grate yet again. Now restore some dignity for yourselves and vote him out!!!

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  50. Re-election in 2024? No way, he will get covid again before the vaccin is available and will probably die.

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