This Etsy seller has come up with a brilliant money making idea – he’s selling a plastic bag with two batteries, and calls it “Gift Not Included”. It truly is a gift for someone who has everything. Imagine unwrapping a carefully wrapped present only to find a plastic bag containing two AA batteries and nothing else… Either you’ll both have laugh, or that would be the end of your friendship.
Traditionally, gifts requiring batteries arrive with a disheartening disclaimer: “Batteries Not Included”. This phrase is responsible for countless childhood disappointments, as kids unwrap toys only to find they can’t play with them immediately. “Gift Not Included” takes that familiar frustration and inverts it, delivering the batteries – but none of the grandeur or utility they’re supposed to accompany.
If you are weird enough to actually want to buy this gag gift, you can get it on this Etsy store. Please note that this site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Etsy affiliate we earn from qualifying purchases.
Perfection.
At last. Something clever!
Habe ich jetzt nicht verstanden :-(
Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale.
Meine Brüste sind empfindlich und geschwollen.
Farfrompoopin, das ist stoppinkup.
Irgendein Idiot hat Google Translate gefunden.
Welches? Du oder die anderen vier?
Du hast einen grammatikalischen Fehler gemacht und verlierst. Game over.