Cats are the answer to everything. Having a bad day? Cats. Having a bad week? Cats. Having a bad year? Hey, join the club, but cats can still make everything better. How? Because they’re cats, that’s how.
16 thoughts on “The Funniest Tweets About Cats”
Great truths known only to cat owners.
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Don’t know whose idea it was to breed hairless cats, but it was messing with the cat gene pool in an indefensible way. They look hideous and have no fur to defend them from cold or UV radiation.
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@ Anonymous: that was a lot of gibberish to describe hairless cats as looking like old mens’ bald scrotums.
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I would like to know what Elon Musk thinks about cats.
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I would like to know about what Elon Musk thinks about cats that look like old men’s hairless bald scrotums.
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I too screenshots of the best posts
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The origin of hairless cats was a simple genetic mutation. The rest is the usual human SNAFU.
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#1 is how humans look to cats.
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you can tell all these tweets are from women, they’re all cat ladies, i like cats, you know why?
open the door, cat goes out, open thee door cat comes back in, where he goes and what he does is none of my business as long as he kills the mice that get into the house, he’s doing his job
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Salutare tuturor și tuturor celor de aici care au pisica iubesc pisicile sunt cele mai bune animale din lume creaturi frumoase. nimănui nu-i pasă ce text este salut
I AM A HOT DOG!!! AND A HOT CAT
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Yes, Cat’s are better than dogs. The biggest debate that cat owners know the answer to. (not putting that answer, it could be yes or it could be no, I challenge you to figure it out.)
The “chosen one” photo has an even funnier caption in another version: “I don’t know much about modern computer games, but this cat is **definitely** about to offer me a side quest.”
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the last one and the “cats are a**holes” are so wrong
Great truths known only to cat owners.
Don’t know whose idea it was to breed hairless cats, but it was messing with the cat gene pool in an indefensible way. They look hideous and have no fur to defend them from cold or UV radiation.
@ Anonymous: that was a lot of gibberish to describe hairless cats as looking like old mens’ bald scrotums.
I would like to know what Elon Musk thinks about cats.
I would like to know about what Elon Musk thinks about cats that look like old men’s hairless bald scrotums.
I too screenshots of the best posts
The origin of hairless cats was a simple genetic mutation. The rest is the usual human SNAFU.
#1 is how humans look to cats.
you can tell all these tweets are from women, they’re all cat ladies, i like cats, you know why?
open the door, cat goes out, open thee door cat comes back in, where he goes and what he does is none of my business as long as he kills the mice that get into the house, he’s doing his job
Salutare tuturor și tuturor celor de aici care au pisica iubesc pisicile sunt cele mai bune animale din lume creaturi frumoase. nimănui nu-i pasă ce text este salut
I AM A HOT DOG!!! AND A HOT CAT
Yes, Cat’s are better than dogs. The biggest debate that cat owners know the answer to. (not putting that answer, it could be yes or it could be no, I challenge you to figure it out.)
I hate CATS and love dogs
CCCCCAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSS AAAAARRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE TTTTTTHHHHHEEEEEE BBBBBBEEEEESSSSTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The “chosen one” photo has an even funnier caption in another version: “I don’t know much about modern computer games, but this cat is **definitely** about to offer me a side quest.”
the last one and the “cats are a**holes” are so wrong