While looking through bad album cover designs, we noticed how some of the cover models must have thought how goddamn hot they looked or that the persona they chose for themselves was one of pure sex and charisma and they just had to share it with the world… and we’re glad they did because now we have something to laugh about.
Oh, young ‘uns… That Pat Cooper one is a spoof of the album cover for Herb Alpert’s Tijuana Brass — “Whipped Cream & Other Delights.”
Old mate masseuse looks like “the backpacker murderer” Ivan Milat. Wolf Creek was loosely based on him.
That naked accordionist — wouldn’t he… pinch something?
Carlos looks… kind of fun!!!
If I never see that Kevin Rowland cover again it’ll be too soon.
Odd that none of these people seemed to think that “sexy” was defined by how many dozens of tattoos or piercings or colors of hair you had.
What was Kevin Rowland thinking? Unlike the others, he’s an actual star.
The last one. Has Seveta got rather hairy legs or is it just the photo?
Borat with the accordian is pretty hot.
Hot!
I’d join Carlos in the bathtub absolutely, immediately, totally.
Never heard of Rowland, but I know Herbie Mann, and I remember when that Orleans album came out.
As I was scrolling at the end I saw the woman’s face and the top of her dress and wondered what could be wrong, LOL
The cover is a bit unsettling, but that Erkin Koray LP is killer.
The woman in the last pic is sexy
All these guys are ugly AF.
Seriously.
WHAT DID THE FLUTE NEED TO SEE TO BE ON THAT PHOTO????
Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that ManOWar cover. The Forbidden Fruit cover looks fine, too.