You might think that the notorious mullet is a thing of the past and nobody is committing this crime against hair anymore, but you would be wrong. Turns out each year there’s a competition held in the USA that names the greatest kid’s mullet of the year. Yes, haircuts you see in this gallery are not mullet wigs, these kids actually walk around like this. Scroll down to see the best entries of 2024 and check out last year’s entries for even more!
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Ok,whatever.
Meh
So, child modeling isn’t made any less creepy by putting them in mullets. Now we know.
Behold, the larval form of Florida man
Mullets should be called goldfish on children. Fancy Asian goldfish with flowing fins and scales like silver coins.
Mighty fine.
Today’s lesson is: How to Make Your Kid Look Like a Certified Imbecile
Future MAGA hat owners.
That’s a depressing prediction, @True Freedom. A kid that grows up to let patriotism, nationalism, politics, whatever, cover up any part of his excellent mullet has corrupt values, has lost his way, has joined the Establishment.
Blind patriotism is just another excuse for stupidity.
If the kids like it and actually want that cut, then more power to them. You can tell some of these have been grown for multiple years.