One moment a child might cry because a microwave ate his lunch, the next they’re spitting out words so beautiful, not even a poet could make them up…
One moment a child might cry because a microwave ate his lunch, the next they’re spitting out words so beautiful, not even a poet could make them up…
Our little ones were astonished when they saw a smoke stack that looked like a pencil and said that’s how Pennsylvania got it’s name. 😆
when he was little my son called his favorite donut a chocolate frosted, “chocolate on the up but not the down” . to this day i cant call then anything else.
My son loves broccoli- both the green Broccoli and white “broccoli “ (cauliflower)
My son said his butt was yawning when he farted. My daughter called gloves finger socks.
My daughter unintentionally renamed a local hardware chain called Hugh M Woods to Human Woods! Appropriate, I thought, as the place was always full of men!
My daughter called hay bales hay barrels
My son was super into the Fantastic Four- He would Run around the house, raising his toy flame thrower proclaiming,”Lame On!”, instead of flame on. Dollars were doo dah’s to him, my daughter called them dooh lah’s at about 2 and 3. After night fishing with my 2 year old son and a large group of people, when we got home and was asked by uncle,” Hi Friend. Where did you go? What did you do?” My son replied jubilantly, “ Hi Uncle. I went shitting!” I about died. It seems the group was saying “shit!” When they lost a fish, got tangled, missed setting the hook and hence shitting…🤦♀️
I will never be able to call the movie Terminator 3 or the leading actor by the “real” name due to my then 3 year old. It will be forever, “Terminator Tree with Narnold Snortsinator”!
When my son was 5 he called cemetery’s buriteries (bury trees] lol
My 4 yr old daughter calls hairdressers hair salonders
My daughter always said “yesternight”. Made sense… yesterday and yesternight !
My son was at his dad’s when he was five. He called me and said Mommy. I’m home sick but I DIDN’T THROW UP. LOL
My daughter called crayons “crowns”. Well there is a crown on the box!
Had a nephew who said to some folks one day, ” I used to say nanna for blannana!” Still pick on him for that and he’s 40!
When my younger cousin was little (maybe 2 or 3) she would call hush puppies (the fried cornmeal roll) hushy babies. My family still calls them that… she is in her 30’s with a daughter in college now.
my pointer finger was/is my “windex finger”
Another reason for a sudden fart, “My little seat is bursting with joy!”
My son called long sleeved shirts- long legged shirts- pillow cases were “pillow suit cases”
My baby daughter saw her shadow first time in our home with stark white bathroom walls. She was 4. She said look momma- it’s a wall monster!!
My grandson was 4, sitting on the porch waiting for his mom to pick him up.For once, he was all ready. He yelled up to me, while waiting: If I get lonely, just tell me!”
My son called his bathrobe a “potty suit”
By 3 year old daughter saw a spider web and called it bug string
My daughter took the words “dramatic “ and “emotional “ to make “DRAMATICAL “ … I love it. She’s 4. She tells me not to be dramatical if I’m frustrated :)
My 4yo can’t pronounce “security cameras” he says “skinnycameras” all together 🤣🤣🤣
My husband used to call beany hats “brain blankets”.
My son couldn’t pronounce “elephant” when he was little, so he called it an “efalamp”.😂😂 he also called “spaghetti”- “pasgetty” and “meatbulbs” .
My daughter calls bikini tops: Swimming Boob things. Laying on the cloths fresh out of the dryer is: Helping them warm off.
A friend of mine had a niece that couldn’t say ‘oh my gosh’. She would say ‘oh mo joes’. I catch myself saying it still after over 20 years.
When I was a kid, I used to call subdivisions, where all the houses looked the same, house farms.
My son and I watched home building shows as he was fascinated with power tools. Seeing an angle grinder in operation for the first time he called it the “fire on the round.”
My son called my bath robe a robo. So that’s what we call it from now on. One of my kids at work calls hand sanatizer hanatizer. So that’s what we call it too now.
My son called windshield wipers whipper wipers!
My 4 year old daughter once said” Look Mom it’s come untied!” Refering to it being low tide!
My daughter used to say “Mr.Peared” instead of disappeared!
My son said fridgaltor for years after learning how to say refrigerator just because it made me giggle
My daughter called fireworks “pretty booms.”
A friend’s 5yo loved playing with plastic dinosaurs and always called broccoli “dinosaur trees” 😜
My grandson calls hand sanitizer Germ Juice
My daughter calls cat litter, cat ‘glitter’, I have tried so hard to correct her, but she just isn’t having it!
one of my grandsons called hia hot breakfast cereal Creamo wheek, and oatmilk. Refrigerator was frirrager.
When my son was little he called a squirrel a squrip*al and a piano was a pee*no*anna
My daughter used to call chapstick – lipits. 17 years later it’s still lipits. Another daughter always tried to say “just in case” but instead said “for extra case”. Still a favorite around our house.
My son called construction equipment ” yellow dirties” Once we figured out what he was talking about it made perfect sense
One little Girl Scout told my sister (a GSA employee) that she had just had her teeth cleaned by the “Gentle Hyena”. That means dental hygienist. I now tell that story to the horror of every Gentle Hyena that does my teeth.
My daught called popsicles “popseepokes”…until her younger brother learned it too.
My son used to call farts Stinky Pete’s Secret
When my son was little he loved police cars. He called them “woo-woos” cuz that’s the sound they make. He also couldn’t say Neapolitan (ice cream), he called it nepolopitan, and we still call it that 30 yrs later.
When my son was little & learning colors, he’d say lellow & grape-le. To this day, I have to work to say them correctly!
One of my sons called elephants euphonpigs! Another had a slight lisp and tractor became fractor…the youngest, when seeing cows or horses as we drove by would say look at the catibles.
When my son was 5, if the moon was full, he’d say it was moony out; because when the sun is out we say it’s sunny!