Carving the turkey for Thanksgiving is a true honor for any man, and should be taken extremely seriously. Assuming you have no backup turkey, you have one opportunity to slice and carve it just perfectly, or your reputation with your family with be tainted forever. What better way to ensure you carve your Thanksgiving turkey properly and in the most manly way possible than with a chainsaw carving tool?
The electric chainsaw turkey carving tool looks and acts like a real chainsaw, except it won’t actually cut wood, and it’s a much smaller version of its larger counterpart. Though a chain doesn’t wrap around the blade and spin like a real chainsaw, a small electric knife is on the bottom of the blade to make it look like it’s working like a real chainsaw.
Made with stainless steel cutting blades along with an ABS plastic body, the chainsaw inspired turkey carving tool is not only great for cutting turkeys and other birds, but is also useful for cutting melons, pineapples, potatoes, breads, and more.
If you feel like this is something you would want to spend money on, you can get this weird kitchen tool on Amazon.
My parents had one of these electric carving knives in the 1980s, exactly the same but without the totally bs plasticky ‘chainsaw’ decoration.
instead of buying books, people keep buying crap.
@ Farenheit 451: Can’t grow crops without crap! We call it “fertilizer.”
But do not seem to mind the aged turkey goop that they will have to clean out of this useless contraption once the hideous stench of rotten turkey corpse starts to permeate the pantry.
Most people can’t afford a Turkey thanks to Joe Biden’s inflation economy!
You can’t afford a turkey? Turkeys are running at $.49 a pound
if you donot want a turkey you should keep to your self why do you blane Biden for evrythink
People can’t afford a turkey – that’s rich! Don’t blame Biden for everything – this is a mess left by an former & oranger President!
Oh, stop the political bullshit.
Neither side has a fricking clue. If they did, shit would have been fixed a hundred years ago.
Oh My God people!! What happened to our sense of humor??? I just ordered this for T-Giving. It will be hiiiilarious to bring out to the the table!!! I love this.